� fake snow spray, u is absolutely must haves this and makes sure u is sprays every singles window in house likes mad including toilet! Spray big two fingy sign on toilet window! If anybody is asks u why u is swearings u is says �oh no, sorry me is was gonna draw an angels but me only got as far as two angel wings! Guffaaaaawwww!! U is will be an innocent angel geddits????? guffaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Arf arf!!!! Rssssssshhhhhhhhh
Me is also tend to sprays doggy broadis�s paws!! He is looks like he is walks in snow all the times!
Buy some fake powder snows and sprinkle tons all over u�s floors! U is will be walking in snows everydays!!! Also u is not need to hoovers then cos dirt is got camoflaged innits?? Mr crazy snowfan is genious innits???? : ) rshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
* don�t forgets to buy xmas cards! U is got cheaper option if u is not ables to affords! U can do what mr crazy snowfan is often does! U is tippex all cards u is receiveds and send thems back to all peoples who is given u ones! Makes sure u is give different ones back thoughs!
Dopey crazy snowfan is gave out same ones four years ago�s! Me was so poor me is had no money so me tippex all of cards and accidently gives same ones back . Me is had no envelopes so me is use me�s parents social security and gas bill envelopes lying round house. Me�s friends and neighbours is not amused and they is ignore me at christmos for 4 years sob sob!!! No cards, pressies or pies!! Sob sob! Very cruel muda fuffers innits!
* Has u bought u�s advent calender? Me is buys lots every years and hangs thems all round me�s little home so me is got lot of windows to opens on a daily basis and lot of choccies behind them guffaaaaaawwwwwww! Very tiring me tells u! But at least me is burns choccie fat running up and down house openings all me�s advent windows innits?????? guffaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!
