My Life Sucks

    My name is Jun. I am a 18-years-old Chinese-American lived in somewhere Brooklyn. My life basically sucks due to my ugly appearance. When I walk on the street I used to hear screaming from every angle, "Jesus Christ what the hell is that thing!" "Oh my Lord, what a holy monster!" "For God's sake get that **** outta street!" I feel strange why people blame my ugliness on God I mean this is not God's fault... or is it? Anyway, my life sucks not just because of my ugly face also because of my stinky feet. The Pentagon once wants my feet so bad because they want to develop a new kind of bio-chemical poison gas weapon from my stink feet. They said the stink of my feet is the God's gift and they offered me couple billion bucks but I refused 'cause I know there will be a chance of global exctintion if they use this stink gas made from my feet and I also need my feet for self-defense too. The third reason for the suckness of my life is the most important one: my friends are lousy and lame. They laught at my face and feet every single day. At first I was getting used to all the jokes and laughts of my face and feet 'cause sometimes I myself make fun of my ugliness and stink too. But now I am really sick and tired of my lousy lamer friends making fun of me day after day. And even more, sometimes when they run out of money they force me to get on street to beg money for them. When they find out my ugly face scare people away they sell me to a freak show "The Stinkest and Ugliest Man Alive" which earn them couple thousand dollars. Errr...those animals... In conclusion, my life totally sucks. I suck and my friends suck. We all suck. I swear to God with my heart that We suck indeed. Trust me, we really suck. If you still don't believe we are bounch suckers, check out other sections of my website. I believe you will realize how suck we are after you check my website.

And MAY THE SUCK, BE WITH YOU!!
In suck, we trust...

Jun, the WP
Last update: June 15, 2001

 WARNING: Please tie yourself to your seat for your own safty, because in the following minutes you will be                                         rooling on the floor laughting your ass off if you don't. I am not responsible for any injuries caused by this.