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SOME
COOL
JOKES:
Kiss And
Slap
A Nepali guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are
sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it
gets completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then
a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman,
beautiful girl and the Indian guy are sitting there looking
perplexed. The Indian guy is bent over holding his face, which is
red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: That Indian
guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped. The Indian
guy is thinking: "Damn it, that Nepali guy must have tried to kiss
the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."
The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Indian guy must have moved
to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped." The
Nepali guy is thinking: "If this train goes through another
tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian
guy again."
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Importance Of Correct
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On reading this message you
will realize how imp it is to send your e-messages on
correct email id. At times small but important things come
in a funny way like this one.
A man checked
into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send a e-mail to his wife. However,
he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without
realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile..
somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her
e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and
friends.After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have
been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.
Just relax....
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