SOME COOL INSULTS

1. I’d like to kick u in the teeth, but why should I improve ur looks?
2. Every time I say "HI" was a lie. I meant "GOODBYE!"
3. He is dark and handsome. When its’ dark he is handsome.
4. If brains were rain, you would be desert.
5. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
6. Roses are red, sky is blue, god made me beautiful, but wat happened to u?
7. If I had face like urs, I’d sue my parents.
8. They can’t measure ur intelligence, the scales do not go that low.
9. I thought of u all day. I was at the zoo.
10. Fellows like u don’t grow from trees, they swing from them.
11. He kept learning more and more about the less and less, until now he knows everything about nothing.
12. You are the best at all u do, and all u do is make ppl hate u.
13. She’s so ugly, she make onions cry.
14. She went to an ugly contest and they said, “SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS!”
15. Farmers pay top dollars for her to stand in the field and scare the crows away.
16. She told a cop,” a man is following me he must be mad.” The cop agreed.
17. When u die u should have ur brain donated to science. I heard that they are trying to come out something perfectly vaccum.
18. I’ll definitely come to ur funeral when u die, but I’ll probably have to go to office that day, because I believe in business before pleasure.
19. I don’t mind if u sleep in the class. Only, please don’t snore. U r disturbing others who are trying to sleep.
20. If aliens do not exits then wat r u?
21. Calling u stupid will be an insult to stupid ppl.
22. May ur life be like toilet paper- long and useful.
23. May ur children be so famous that every policeman knows them?
24. May ur soul rest in piss.
    ( Dear Friend plz take this INSULTS only 4 fun, Don't ever take seriously. )

Article Send By: - POOJA SHRESTHA

GOOD WISHES FOR A BELOVED
        May your life,
        Be filled with every happiness.
        The Same happiness.
        That u have brought into my life.
        I wish you a life full of dreams
        Those very dreams,
        That you have encouraged me to believe in.
        The coming time of your life
        Be one that is truely fantastic,
        And no mater what it may hold for you
        Ill be standing by ur side for ever and ever....

Article Send By:- SABINA MAHARJAN

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