Robbiedecember

Hey there friends o' mine (If I know you and if not Hi feeble minded infidels ( I have to be nasty its the title of the damn columne) (I have brackets inside brackets, is that possible?) Any way getting back on track I have decided to write about several topics this month ( I asked for suggestions but they all sucked) so bare with me. And hear it goes:

First on the agenda is Chris's recent admittense into the leigion of Gap commandos (or as like too call them the fashion miscrants core.) What the hell is that? he sold out quickly (dont know what he sold out, but damnit he did) his like "look at me I have a v-neck, have sex with me." But you know what really pisses me off about it, IT WORKS. Here I am relying on my personatily (not one freaking from you megan,not one word) and he thorws on a biege turtle neck and BOOM intsa blow-job. All the while I'm sittin at home petting my 16 year old dying dog (no, not that kind of petting.) Flash to chirs and what do we see him rejecting another girl thats thier absloutly nothing wrong with (thiers been zero count it zero blood from at least the last three) So its either I have no personality or it personality is irrelvint.
Conclusion# 1-personality is nothing, its all about having a keen sense of fashion. (I like to think so at least)

Next drama:

One thing I've noticed about our little group is that theres a lot of needless drama in it. In one corner we've got Zach crying like a baby feelin sorry for himself and in the other we've got Megan being uncapable of making her up mind and in yet another corner we've got Mike being fat and hairy and trying to decide how many people to make miserable and in the last corner there's (insert fanfare here) ME also feeling completely useless (you gotta be able to take it if your gonna dish it, so I decided to jump the gun and just make fun of myself.) Why the hell is thier so much goddamn drama? I want an answer. Why can't just have one month where Megan makes up here mind, Mike isnt hairy, both Zach and myslef get girlfriends (and hey lets throw Chad into the girlfriend catagory too, he deserves it) and no other drama happens. Is that too much too ask?
conclusion #2- We should all just have sex.(consentual of course.)