"The habit of common and continuous speech is a sympton of mental deficiency. It proceeds from not know what is going on in other people's minds." ~Walter Bagehot
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil." ~Psalm 23
"Smells like fried ham!" ~some kid at the fireworks display after the fireman went insane lighting off fireworks on New Year's Eve
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life." ~Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"I'm too hungry to diet and too lazy to excercise!" ~my friend Rose
"But why's the rum gone?" ~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
"Dangerous! And so am I, very dangerous, more dangerous than anything you will ever meet, unless you are brought alive before the seat of the Dark Lord. And Aragorn is dangerous, and Legolas is dangerous. You are beset with dangers, Gimli son of Gloin; for you are dangerous yourself, in your own fashion." ~Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, (in the book) after Gimli tells him that he thought Fangorn was dangerous.
"Life is like a bracelet...it has little jewels around it which are like the little bright moments that come along in our lives every now and then." ~Peppermint Patti
"Death is a characteristic of life." ~T.M.M. Caprio
"Your training begins today!" ~my band director, one day, when I went to band lessons.... I was kinda freaked out. My band director freaks me out.
"A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" ~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean (I took a quiz to see what silly quote of Captain Jack Sparrow's I was, and I ended up being this one. I don't know how.)
"If you tell someone that there are 300 million stars in the sky, he'll believe you, but if you tell him that the bench has been painted, he has to touch it to make sure." I don't remember who said this, or if I even got the quote right. I just saw it on the board in biology this morning and I think I remembered it correctly...
"How can you hurt yourself with a stick?" Josh, the one kid who plays trombone with my sister in band, when he and some other kid were taking apart chairs and playing with the parts. Then my band director took it away and he said it.
"My head is NOT big!" ~Dib, Invader Zim
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but we wait so long to begin it." ~ Richard L. Evans
"The bus is here! Get your asses outside!" ~my mom, when the bus came too early one day
"A plague on dwarves and their stiff necks!" ~Legolas Greenleaf, Fellowship of the Ring (book. hehe i love that part.)
"I don't like food anymore!" ~Strong Sad, one of the Homestar Runner guys, in one of the Strong Bad emails, I think it was the one when Strong Bad was predicting what Strong Badia was going to be like in Two Years
"We got new poop, classic poop, diet poop, cherry poop, and salty lemonade." ~the one guy at Crazy Taco, Invader Zim
"Are you crazy? We'll be killed! Or worse, expelled!" ~Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
"Each day we die a little more." ~Strong Sad, again. He's my second favorite Homestar Runner character. (after Strong Bad. He rocks. And Trogdor. He's cool too)
"Is your older sister older than you?" "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard!" ~the first quote was said by the Raymond kid in my sister's band to my sister, the second quote said by Peter, another kid in my sister's band, in fact one of the kids who was playing with "sticks". They all play trombone, and naturally, I AM older than my younger sister. Otherwise that would be just stupid and weird.
"Don't tell the Elf!" ~Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (movie)
