30 ways to Kiss
1) Icy Kiss: Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills!
2) Electric Shock Kiss: The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet(or in a quilt). When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another.
3) Reward Kiss: Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation by tucking a mint candy in your mouth and kissing his/her mouth.
4) Kissing in the Rain: The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your love. Then go outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of the kiss moves you, remove the umbrella and kiss 'till the two of you are soaked.
5) Proxy Kiss: Prepare a small bag soft chocolates and slip it into your love's purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads "SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE IN PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the chocolate between your lips. Drop the chocolate piece in your mouth and roll it on your tongue until it melts.
6) Kisses in a balloon: Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon filled with helium (any party store could do this for you). Tie the balloon to your love's chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin!
7) Toll Kiss: Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car before crossing a bridge or going through a tunnel or crossing a state border, and say the toll must be paid before you can go any further. Of course, the toll cost in one kiss.
8) Morse Code Kiss: If you know Morse code, great, If not, this is a great way to learn. Find a Morse Code chart. Using long and short kisses, spell out a message to your love and have him or her try to decipher them.
9) Audio Kiss: Make a cassette of kissing noises and place in your love's cassette player (walkman, iPod, car or home) with a note attached.
10) Breakfast Kiss: Slip out of bed early and prepare a special "Kissing" breakfast to serve to your love in bed. Pick foods that you can easily pick up and feed to your love. Kiss between bites!
11) Stairwell Kiss: This kiss is to be done at a party or at a gathering with your love. Steal away to a private location like behind a door or tree, or on the stairwell and passionately kiss each other. The risk of being discovered in the act is the key element.
12) Eye-test Kiss: Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor's office where the letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, "If you can read this you are standing close enough to kiss me." Now find your love and give an eye exam.
13) Thymely Kiss: Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one irresistible kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the herb (or any herb - just cook-up any story to convince your partner!). Moments after the first bite, rush to your love's lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce the Greeks were right, then rush back with another passionate kiss.
14) Shopping Kiss: Turn your shopping list into a scorecard the next time the two of you go shopping. The one who finds the item gets credit towards one kiss. Kisses can be collected either on delivery to the grocery cart, or later at home.
15) Bad-habit Kiss: Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses. For instance, a kiss for each cigarette not smoked, putting the toilet seat down, and/or every phone call kept under three minutes is rewarded with a kiss.
16) Cloudy Kiss: Take your love to the backyard or out in a field: lie down on a blanket, and together inspect cloud formations. When both of you see the same thing, reward each other with a kiss.
17) Cheque Kiss: With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses. Tell your love he or she can cash it in any time.
18) Toe Kiss: Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day. After the good soak, you towel dry his or her feet, give a massage and seal each toe with a kiss.
19) Bathing Kiss: Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in the tub. (WARNING: Prepare to get wet)
20) Marathon Kiss: Passionately kiss your love for at least five minute (or more if you like) longer than usual. Tell him/her you wanted to make a World Record.
21) Thirst Quenching Kiss: For no reason, stare at your love's mouth while licking your lips as though dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you're doing. ANSWER: I want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss to quench your thirst!
22) Good-bye Kiss: Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss.
23) Unexpected Kiss: When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give your love a sweet kiss on the cheek for no good reason and whisper...I LOVE YOU!
24) Palm Kiss: Holding your love's chin with your palm, smile and deliver a sweet kiss to his or her lips!
25) Butterfly Kiss: Ask your love to close his/her eyes, then bring your face forward close to his/hers and gently blink with your eyelashes touching his/her cheek!
26) Catty Kiss: Rub against your love's legs while meowing and purring. Now that you have your love's attention, touch noses. Playfully paw your love while moving in for a kiss.
27) Ear Kiss: Whisper to your love how special he or she is to you, and then seal your message with an ear kiss!
28) Sleeping Beauty Kiss: Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips!
29) Eyelid Kiss: While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close. Then, sweetly place a light kiss on each eyelid. Note: Be careful!
30) Rendezvous Kiss: With a note or phone call, tell your love to meet you at a certain place and time (e.g. park bench, street corner, ice cream stand) for a present. When your love arrives, seal his/her lips with a kiss.
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