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Eeek. I can't believe I've been in college since August. In a few days, I'm going to be starting my second semester of college. Time's really going quickly. And I still haven't gotten any suggestions for Junk Mail #3. And I put this up months ago (I think.... who knows anymore.) It's time to read, or just procrastinate some more. As usual.

If you're really out of the loop, here's a link to Vic's Haircut from when I got all my hair cut of in June.

Top Ten Things to do with College Junk Mail

	10. Make your parrot smarter with educational carpeting.
	9. Send millions of multicolored paper airplanes aloft.
	8. Make a collage or a paper maché sculpture depicting 'stress' in art class.
	7. Wallpaper your room with pictures of smiling strangers
	6. Try to invent your own college mailings. (Works best on One Tree Hill.)
	5. Make origami cranes and set them afloat.
	4. Bundle all your mailings with twine and build an igloo.
	3. ??
	2. Get your friends together with their junk mail, start a huge bonfire, and recite scenes from Macbeth.
	1. Write ransom notes with cut out letters.

Any suggestions for number 3?

Really. I'm not kidding. Nobody's mailed me any ideas yet. I feel so unloved...

e-mail me suggestions to post.

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