"It's not how hard you study, it's how hard you play FOO-BALL."
  -Jane Lane (Daria)

"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace.
It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water."
  -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I like work: it fascinates me.  I can sit and look at it for hours."
  -Jerome K. Jerome

"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all." 
  -Thoreau

"To act is easy; to think is hard..."
  -Goethe

"One great use of words is to hide our thoughts."
  -Voltaire

"I hate flowers.
I paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move." 
  -Georgia O'Keeffe

"A woman is like a teabag.
You don't know how strong it is until it gets into hot water."
  -Eleanor Roosevelt

"We must love men ere they will seem worthy of our love."
-William Shakespeare

"The joy of brightening other lives, bearing other's burdens,
easing others' loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives
with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas."
-W.C. Jones

"It is best to be with those in time we hope to be with in eternity."
-Thomas Fuller

"Do the truth that you know, any you shall learn the truth you need to know."
-George MacDonald

"My library was dukedom large enough."
-William Shakespeare

"The world would not be in such a snarl
If Marx had been Groucho instead of Karl."
-Irving Berlin

"Authors and actors and artists and such
Never know nothing and never know much."
-Dorothy Parker

"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better."
-William Shakespeare

"We call our schools free because we are not free to stay
away from them until we are sixteen years of age."
-Robert Frost

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."
-Philander Chase Johnson

"Women hate revolutions and revolutionists.
They like men who are docile,
and well regarded at the bank,
and never late at meals."
-H.L. Mencken

"If you love someone, hurry up and show it."
- Rose Zadra, Age 6

"I don't think you can analyze a work of art
like you can analyze a breakfast cereal."
-Strauss Zelnick