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How to Avoid being a Newbie BY [PaLL] November 17 - Late@night

There are many people out in the world of ants that are newbs, our future elite�s (scary thought, I know). Then, though, there are those people that have egos the size of China, but act like they aren�t even old enough to go to the bathroom alone. Their problems consist of trash talking, ego building, and the one I loathe the most, clan hopping. All these would fall under the category of immaturity.

Fast of all, to not be a newb, DON�T, I repeat DON�T, make silly looking info/subjects with a bunch of symbols from the character map. Chances are if you have them, it�s just a bunch of bull that has phony stats. Also, they have your homestead made WebPages, since you are too dumb to learn HTML. Now when you start playing and you make it into this cool 1 person clan, don�t go to a room labeled experts and think you are the shit. The experts that don�t team with you are going to laugh and torture you. The expert that maybe teams with you will be pissed, blame the loss on you, and maybe quit (also newbish).

Speaking of trash talking, that is a super big no, no. When you lose, and add it to the many others, don�t start saying crap about the lag of your opponent, blah blah. If your latency is not below 0, you lag too. Get that through your microscopic brain. Talking smack isn�t going to accomplish anything, but probably make your veins visibly pulsate.

There are many more things I could list, such as 2vs1, continual annoyance, etc� but that would be pointless. Use your common sense, well, the sense that you do have, to try and not go to the forbidden darkside of the newbs. Once you�re there, you aren�t coming back, unless your name rhymes with bitch.





lala

"If you gave me a million dollars i would be one happy bitch."

Ants Frontline � 2000

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