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Kid Tested, Mother Approved
by : [Anti_Funney_] Wednesday, June 17 - 8:00 PM
Summer has started, that means JUST maybe so will the updates to this batch of flowers ANTS praising muther fucka. But now that i'm the idea man and writer again, I might just turn this place into my personal hell, the way it was intended. Coming soon, comic strips (yea you heard me), interviews and continuos updates to articles, reviews, etc.. The Media section will also be created soon..I know that must make you happy, it makes me happy all over, places that i haven't even touched...
But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't EVER let them forget it. DIE....FUNNEY=0WN3R.
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Ball Smashing, Ass Grapping INNOVATION!!
by : [ounze519] Sunday, May 17 - 8:40 PM
Lately Ants has undergone more alterations than Cher herself, this new found hype keeps sucking in more and more people like a derailed 747. The obvious publication of a new wave of clans, a ladder, a variety of sites and a new league has taken over the Ants community.
XAL (not the XFL) - Finally, an organized, potential functioning clan league has come to Ants community. The anticipated XAL directs it's focus to the "cream of the crop" top of the line clans, to battle it out in a series of clan matches. To prove who currently is the dopest, freshest "in-your-face" clan of the week. Potential clans included: WA, Combat, SA, OwNz, and R...But hands down the only clans that have a chance at winning is R and a toss up between WA and OwNz..But anything could happen.
Gangstah Babbling
by : [ounze519] Sunday, March 3 - 6:30 PM
To me ants is pretty much an entertainment wasteland. Few modern pop-culture references, add a few gay character or two and you churn out more ignorant fags and assholes you can possibly met in a lifetime. Thankfully though, sometimes we can acquire something out of this garbage game, for example a tournament, which gets totally fucked along the way. Dispute the annoying 16bit, juvenile game play, nifty visuals, topnotch 1k+ lag and foul language w/o nudity people still insist on wasting their time on it. So I have constructed a well-crafted testosterone-fueled plan, I will on random names piss and annoy the fuck out of selected players. Using no self-respect, intelligence or dignity I will get people so ticked they will submit death, hax0r and feminist threats to glorifies the gangster lifestyle I live.
So all you 10 year old starving Cuban newbies and so called arrogant "experts"watch your back. A psycho is going to imprison your grandparents and pimp your goldfish, repeatedly. After I am done sodomizing you, I doubt playing ants will be your first priority ...
Other news, the site is updated in every way, some sections has been added, I'm flooding a&u right now and Clowny sucks 12inch wangs.
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The way you work the Ladies
by : [ounze519] Sunday, February 25 - 8:55 PM
Featuring the opening of the new section Pranks, Clan Log and Rants, an interesting IRC conversation..
Session Start: Fri Feb 23 19:26:19 2001
Session ID: Tyler
pixelCORE > Hello baby
SummerGirl > hi
pixelCORE > asl?
SummerGirl > 12 girl canada
pixelCORE > too young
SummerGirl > for what?
SummerGirl > asl?
pixelCORE > sex
pixelCORE > 16 american male
SummerGirl > yes haha you got male and america confused!
SummerGirl > I am from France originally
pixelCORE > wtf
SummerGirl > what is wtf?
pixelCORE > what the fuck
pixelCORE > you canadian
SummerGirl > yes yes I live in canada
pixelCORE > I know that you fucking canadian
SummerGirl > pardons, my English :(
pixelCORE > you speak english
SummerGirl > I am fucking canadians? I don't see
pixelCORE > you don't need too, you only need to see my fucking wang
SummerGirl > I am not understanding
pixelCORE > don't tempt me, I thirve on restance, it makes things fun
(few minute pause)
pixelCORE > I love you
SummerGirl > you love me! oh la la! :)
SummerGirl > so you coming to visiting/fuck/sodomize/blow me?
SummerGirl > papa wanted to go to America but it was very dirty
pixelCORE > my gf lives in canada and she says america is dirty too
pixelCORE > I love her
SummerGirl > you love many!
pixelCORE > my heart is very big
SummerGirl > yes, i think so :)
pixelCORE > whats your name?
SummerGirl > Lisette
pixelCORE > is that France are candian Lisette?
SummerGirl > It is a French name, I grew up in Nice
pixelCORE > do you find me attractive?
SummerGirl > I'm sorry my english is so poor, what is attractive?
pixelCORE > I know alittle french
pixelCORE > I took french class and I didn't learn any french
SummerGirl > Vous �tes cr�dule. :)
pixelCORE > huh?
pixelCORE > my brother is talking to me
pixelCORE > he says he wants to have sex with you
pixelCORE > he wants me to molest little children
pixelCORE > yeah hes mean
Summ3rGirl > perhaps we could play a trick on him?
pixelCORE > ok, but do you love me too?
Summ3rGirl > ok yes
pixelCORE > most candian guys are fags
pixelCORE > lets say your my girlfriend
pixelCORE > your.. french.. I hear french girls are cute
SummerGirl > you are so bad! ha ha, i mean that in nice way!
SummerGirl > yes, you are my beloved!
pixelCORE > ok, lets have sex later then
SummerGirl > let me ask my papa!
pixelCORE > you go do that..
(five minute pause)
pixelCORE > hey, your not going to really ask your dad if I can have sex with you right?
SummerGirl > �coutez, vous petit cochon - camelote pomm�e! Vous cochon robuste! Qu'est-ce que vous dites � ma fille, vous �tes un homme horrible et je vous trouverai!
pixelCORE > America saved France in world war 2, I just want to marry your daugther
SummerGirl > IL Y A LA MORT DANS VOTRE FUTUR, PETIT HOMME AM�RICAIN! JE NE ME SOUCIE PAS QUELLE COURSE VOUS �TES!
pixelCORE > I can't read that sir.. can you speak english?
SummerGirl > oh dear Tyler
SummerGirl >my papa is very angry!
pixelCORE > does he know I love you?
SummerGirl >He does not now any English!
SummerGirl > he is phoning the authorities!
pixelCORE > can you trastlate when he said to me?
pixelCORE > hhahaha
SummerGirl > let me try, i am very scared
pixelCORE > send your candian police
SummerGirl > he then says he will kill your future?
pixelCORE > does yoru dad take medicine?
pixelCORE > maybe he forgot some
Summ3rGirl > that is an unkind thing to say about my papa ;(
pixelCORE > Tell him, that I never touched you, and I respect your wishes, bah bah...etc.
pixelCORE > my dad is a navy seal, he wil take care of him for me
SummerGirl > ok your dad is a seal? ARF ARF!
pixelCORE > No Navy Seal
pixelCORE > like the French restance commandos
SummerGirl > ARF ARF
pixelCORE > ok, let's have sex now
SummerGirl > no i didnt tell you sooner but i have a b/f, go away
pixelCORE > omg, what???! your cheating on me? bitch?
Summ3rGirl > I said, shut the fuck up.
Summ3rGirl > Go stick a lighter in your urethra.
pixelCORE > wtf bitch
SummerGirl > ARF ARF, MOTHERFUCKER
[exit] SummerGirl
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