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"New" Maps
put them all in a bomb shelter and lit it up with 10 gallons of gasoline
Are you still pissed off about that whole OCEANS craze? Would you like to exact sweet revenge by blasting Joshua Howard, the creator of ants, full of holes for making absolutely no changes to this game in YEARS? Well, that's just not going to happen today. For as long as anyone can remember this game has carried 6 ORIGINAL maps out of which only 3-4 were frequently played. Everyone (trust me) was happy, but recently a churning out of "New" maps has been over populating the community.
THe average person would think that the ability to create maps would only improve ants, but they would be 100% wrong. Ever since "Mirage" and the ever popular 3 hour "Jungle" map was released, dozens..hundreds of 'new' maps have been produced by practically every newbie on the zone. Many of which are a modified version of the original and a poorly made copy of the last "innovated" map released 2 hours before.
Some of you are still thinking, "wowie zowee! with these great changes, it's bound to get better!" yes well think again. You might also be thinking, "Why is this fluckin homo bashing thse ultro-k3wl maps & have them on his site.eHH uh" Well, thats because i shamelessly want you newbies to visit my site, but i clearly hate these maps.
These horrendous, monstrous retarded maps has done nothing but destroy the quality of this already sad game and pollute the mentality for future generations! (Do you really want your children growing up to believe THIS is right)? There is no substitute for real, originality, at least until the development of android women that are indistinguishable from humans, which is coming any day now, we swear. Stick to the old maps, with a little imagination and a few dozen beers, maps like "Tiny" will be all you need for entertainment.
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