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Interview with Justin Timberlake
Justin of N'SYNC talks with [Anti_Funney_]
I recently caught up with justin who some say is the colon and cerebellum of the amazing pop supergroup N'SYNC. We met in the bathroom of Shady Jims, a famous backwoods nightclub, Where he had just preformed oral sex on an underage retarted dwarf.
AntiFunney: So, have you been with many dwarves?
Justin: Oh yes, Back home all my lovers are retarted dwarves but on tour I try to keep it strictly professional and kick it to little girls. Somtimes I need that retard Dwarf flavor though to keep my head level nahmean!
AntiFunney: Yes of coarse. Are most of the little girls your with willing to be your bitch?
Justin: Hell yeah, With one snap of my fingers BOOM! them purple corduroy overalls just hit the ground.
AntiFunney: so who gets the most premature vagina?
Justin: that would have to be me cause yo, check this shit out, I got these pills that give me all the energy I need and keep my little dick stiff as a board. I be all humpin the night through while the other guys passed out in the bathroom.
AntiFunney: Have you been approached with any lawsuites regarding these incidents?
Justin:hell no, yo we be killin these girls. They are so violently raped that they die after i bust my shit in there ass. I don't worry much about lawsuites.
AntiFunney: Why do you feel your so sucessful?
Justin: I would have to say were sucessfull because were so gay aint nobody steppin to us and tryin to be as gay as were being. As far as I'm concerned we will be the only boy band in history to Dance this gay, Look this gay, and all around just be gay at everything we do, and to me that is what keeps me alive. I get up every morning and say to myself,I say "justin why are you alive" to which I reply to myself "because your so gaddamn gay".
AntiFunney: Do you think I could be a member of N'SYNC?
Justin: youd have to change your name to Donavan Flowers and learn how to get jiggy dancing skills.
AntiFunney: But you can't dance either
Justin: oh yeah. Just change your name then.
AntiFunney: So who writes all the songs?
Justin: My mom.
AntiFunney: Your mom?
Justin: Yeah
AntiFunney: But I thought most of your songs were about relationships with women?
Justin: yeah well my mom is a Lesbian viking. She goes and pillages small town with a hoard of other lesbian vikings and the songs are about her experiences with raping women and other lesbian vikings.
AntiFunney: Did she teach you how to dance too?
Justin: no she has a wooden leg cause the golden retriever from Full House fucked her leg all up.
AntiFunney: ok man..I just want to thank you for talking with me..and to say you are one seriously fucked up individual.
Justin: I appreciate that, and might even include you in my new song.
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