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BlindME owns YOU
Tired of the crash-prone and unreliable screenshots of naked women and the gore of a good kill produced by hypersnap? Exhausted from having to make out pictures of a person? A vegetable? Or the periodic table?? Well ditch all those crappy ways of acquiring images, Frontline is offering, for the first time ever, the exclusive BlindME software. It's simply an incredible "hi-tech" user friendliness Screen Capturer/enhancer/Imunator/renderer/etc... BlindME (Blind Motion Emitter) makes up for your lack of computer skills and / or IQ by providing a number of built in features that no other Image acquiring device out there! BlindME has done some very innovative and ingenious work compared to Hypersnap, Windows and even God.
Bundled with BlindME is our new and improved monitor mode! In addition to actually displaying and "catching" graphics on the screen in a 400,000 watt glow, it also projects the image onto the back wall of your eye (the retina). This not only "looks really cool," but also reproduces the image for a 10 block radius. The warm, burning effect of the monitor on your retinas means you will be able to see your computing experience on every wall, floor and surface for the next two days. Comes in several modes including "Tan," "Medium Rare," "My fucking eyes" and "Crisp." This screen mode is backed by over two doctors (they both have degrees in animal gathering).
This device is perfect to impress all the girls with your out-of-date yet "subversive" photography techniques. Our pre-made image rendering system works for any occasion - whether it's credit card fraud, turning yourself into a stud or making kiddie porn. You can trust our tools to turn your simply pic into a work of art, it can even render grocery surveillance tapes and create 100 dollar bills with a snap.
Of course, no real gangsta photographer is equipped without built in picture enhancement programs. Unlike a low quality security camera that doesn't quite pick up a liquor store heist due to it's poor refresh rate, BlindME is different. Within two nanoseconds you can capture the culprit's pixel-perfect face, name, and entire DNA sequence by constantly zooming in and enhancing. We BELIEVE that there are many satisfied customers out there. WE have receiced Law suits and hardly threatening emails about our wonderful product.
Mike Stager> BlindME is the blue screen of death y0, this shitz is betta then we3d.
Bobby Rogers> Damn "Blind me" REALLY lives up to it's name
Andy "da Frog" Dazzell> Your going to here from my lawyer, faggots
Lisa White> You have made me impotent
A preview of BlindME created using this Ingenius Software. AMAZING! :warning: Dont stand to close while viewing this image upclose, click to enlarge.
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