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| Men vs Women Geography of a Women. Between the ages of 18-21 a women is like Africa or Australi. She is half discoverd, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush;and around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21-30 a women is like America or japan. Completly discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India and Spain. Vey hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 35-40 a women is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between the ages 50-60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60-70 a women is like England or Mongolia. With glorious and all conquering past but also no future. After 70, they become Albania or Afganistan. Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there. Geography of a Man. Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Zimbabwe- ruled by a dick. |
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