Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it again and again. Puzzled she says to her friend, "I just know i've seen this face befor!"
"Give it to me, says the other blonde. She looks in the mirror and says,
"Of course, you have silly! It's me"
A) Between us we can make alot of money.
Q) What did the blondes left leg say to the right leg?
A) Nothing they haven't met yet.
Q) Why do blondes were wooly knickers?
A) To keep their ankles warm.