Mr Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremelt good employees- always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.
Mr Smith was looking over his book's on day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant both employees and he would have to lay one of them off.But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it He dicide that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break he would lay off.
So he sat in his office and watched them work. Sudenly sarah gets aterible headache and needs to take a n asprin. She gets the asprin out her purse and goes to the water cooler to get some thing to wash it down with. Mr Smith follows her and taps her on her shoulder and says " I am going have to lay you or Jack off"
And Sarah says "Can you Jack off i have a headache"