Paul Blair: And now ladies and gentleman, it is time for the highly anticipated Jericho Rumble. Tonight somebody is going to walk away with the right to face the World champion next week on our show. But that is not all, the second last person in the rumble will receive a National title shot next week, the third last person in the rumble will receive a Unified title shot and the fourth last person will get a Mid-Atlantic title shot ALL next week on our show. Tonight anybody has a chance at winning the rumble, anybody from Job-core Champion Earl all the way to former National champion Wildcard. It is going to be a hell of a match! 30 man will enter, only one will survive.
Jeff Jericho: Jesus boy, are you done talking yet? If you keeping yaking like that, we won�t have enough time to get the rumble in.
Paul Blair: I�m sorry Golden jerk, but this is big! This is HUGE! This is historical! You know, I have heard rumors that the one, the only SPN might be in the rumble here tonight?
Jeff Jericho: I know that you moron, I�m the one who made this event, I am the one who has set this whole thing up. SPN might be here and then again he might not be, I�m not going to tell you for sure�it has to be a surprise. And let me tell you this is going to be all out war. Dozens of weapons are being scattered around the outside and inside the ring as I speak, the wrestlers are allowed to use them AND let us not forget that I have a few other surprise mystery guests who will be entering this rumble. And just for the record I want to mention that every 2 minutes a new wrestler will enter this rumble. That being said, let the carnage begin.
Paul Blair: We are awaiting the man who drew number one! Who could it be?
[["My Generation" by Limp Bizkit plays as the fans go wild, then $exy $K runs out from the curtains and charges down the isle. He slides into the ring, ready to kick some ass.]]
Paul Blair: Oh my god! Universal Champion Sexy SK from the IWA is here in the Jericho Rumble! My god!
Jeff Jericho: I told you my mystery guests would be big. Sexy and I go way back and he was more than happy to take part in this event here tonight. Wouldn�t it be something for the IWA Universal champion to win this rumble and get a shot at the CWF World champion? Now that is big! And now, let�s find out who drew number two!
Paul Blair: Hey what is all that chaos in the crowd? Somebody appears to be running through the crowd. Oh wow it is Wildcard, the former CWF National champion who earlier gave up his title. He has sneaking through the crowd here Jeff, I don�t think Sexy see�s him? Wildcard is into the ring with a sledgehammer.
Jeff Jericho: Wildcard from behind with a blow to Sexy�s back sending the Universal champ to the mat. Wildcard now is stomping away at the IWA superstar and picks him up, poor Sexy doesn�t know where he is, and he is still dazed from that sledgehammer shot. Wildcard is going to try and dump him over the top rope, but Sexy has a death grip on the top rope. Wildcard is stomping away trying to eliminate Sexy SK. Now he is now biting Sexy�s hands trying to make him let go of the top rope.
Paul Blair: That is a smart move on Wildcard�s part. OH MY! Sexy just kicked Wildcard right in the face sending the former National champion tumbling backward into the ring. Sexy rolls back inside and goes right after a steel chair. Wildcard up and OH GOD Sexy just drilled him over the head with the chair and again and again and again with the steel chair. 4 mighty shots to the head of Wildcard and the crowd is loving it. Sexy SK is now going outside the ring for a table, he throws it into the ring.
Jeff Jericho: And here comes a new contestant! Listen to the crowd count down Paul!
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Paul Blair: Who is it? It is Mike Van Pro!! He is the third man into this rumble and he sprints to the ring with a nightstick in his hand. He goes right after Sexy SK who is setting up a table, he is just unloading on him with hit. He is beating Sexy SK down! Wildcard is up, he grabs a kindo stick and proceeds to help MVP beat on Sexy SK. This is carnage! Sexy has no chance!
Jeff Jericho: Exactly! Carnage! I love it! Whoever wins this rumble is going to have to fight for their lives. They will experience pain like they never have before! We are going to find out who the toughest SOB in the CWF is here tonight, so Sexy should suck it up!
Paul Blair: Jeff he is your friend! How can you cheer his beating?
Jeff Jericho: I never said we were good friends now did I?
Paul Blair: Anyway, back to the beating. Sexy SK is lying in the corner, bleeding and is hardly moving at all. MVP just clotheslined Wildcard to the ground. MVP sets the table up in the middle of the ring, he goes over to Wildcard and throws him into the corner followed by a few upper cuts. MVP lifts Wildcard up to the top rope and then begins to make the long climb up, MVP is going to superplex Wildcard through that table! Do it boy!
Jeff Jericho: Yeah do it! I want to see broken bones and blood flying around here! NOOOOOOO! Wildcard just shoved MVP off the top rope and through the table. YES! MVP is out, Sexy SK is bleeding in the corner and Wildcard is regaining his composure. OH MY GOD! Wildcard just did a flying splash onto MVP on that broken table! Wow, what a move! Now MVP is out! Wildcard springs to his feet and raises his hands in victory but WHAM! Sexy SK just exploded from the corner and speared him to the ground!
Paul Blair: Give Sexy some credit, he must have used a lot of strength there. And here comes the fourth person to enter the rumble! Sexy now with a suplex on Wildcard, picks him up, short clothesline, picks him up again German suplex! Sexy is cooking now. Sexy whips Wildcard into the ropes, power slam executed perfectly by Sexy SK on Wildcard. Wildcard is in trouble and MVP is still out right now. And here comes another entry!
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Paul Blair: Oh my god! It is Rob Osbourne!!!!! What the hell is he doing here? The man is a wrestling legend for christ sakes? The crowd is shocked, I am shocked!
Jeff Jericho: Your damn right he is a legend and is the perfect man to have as one of my mystery guests! Go get them Robby! Can you imagine if he was to win the rumble?? What an amazing feet! He would bring honor back to the World title that is for sure, unlike that freak Z-Pac. What a disgrace, he tarnished the belt for eternity!
Paul Blair: Osbourne into the ring and he and Sexy SK are going at it, toe to toe with left�s and right hands. Osbourne with the advantage with a few chops to the chest of Sexy which stagger him. Neck breaker by Rob Osbourne, followed by a few quick elbows to the chest. Osbourne then slaps a figure four-leg lock on Sexy SK who is screaming in pain! He is tapping out but that isn�t going to save him!
Jeff Jericho: Your damn right it won�t save him! Hey what is Wildcard doing outside the ring? He is grabbing a ladder and slides it into the ring! Good lord! Wildcard is in the ring and picks up the ladder, he is going to ram Osbourne with it. Osbourne see�s it coming and drop kicks the ladder right back into Wildcard face! Wildcard falls back and the ladder lands right on top of his head. Good lord! He is dead! I love it, look at this carnage! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Paul Blair: No he is still moving! MVP is staggering to his feet and bulldog�s Osbourne from behind. MVP now picks up the ladder from off of Wildcard and then slams it right down on his head again. Good lord, this is turning vicious! And now here comes another entry! MVP picks up Sexy SK who is bleeding and now hobbling from that figure four-leg lock. MVP is trying to dump out Sexy SK, but again, Sexy has that death grip on the top rope. Rob Osbourne is up and from behind he lifts MVP over the top rope! MVP IS GONE!! Sexy SK slides under the bottom rope and is met with kicks to the gut from Osbourne. Osbourne heads outside the ring and grabs a pair of brass knuckles! He reenters the ring and proceeds to drill Sexy in the ribs in them. Sexy is hurt bad, he is coughing up blood here! Now Osbourne heads over to Wildcard and proceeds to drill him with the brass knuckles. Osbourne is going crazy on everybody! And here comes a new man to the rumble.
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Paul Blair: It is Vincent Torigianni from the new CWF Tag Team Degradation! He is the 5th man in this rumble! Wow what a chance this new comer to the CWF has right here!
Jeff Jericho: He has the chance to really make a name for himself in this event! And look at him go right after Rob Osbourne. He spears Osbourne to the ground and begins to ram his head against the mat. He picks Osbourne up and nails a sweet power bomb on him. Vincent reaches down and pulls the brass knuckles off Osbourne�s hand and now proceeds to punch him in the head with them, he is trying to open Osbourne up! Sexy SK staggers to his feet and drops a knee right to the center of Vince�s back, which sends him to the mat. Sexy picks him up and throws him off the ropes, back body drop. Vince quickly to his feet and is met with a clothesline from Sexy SK. Wildcard is now on his feet somehow and picks up the ladder from off the ground. Wildcard runs at Sexy SK and drills him in the back with it. Wildcard then drills Vince over the head with the ladder. Wildcard turns around and is met with a drop kick to the face by Rob Osbourne that sends him flying over the top rope and down to the floor. Wildcard is GONE! And here comes a new entry!
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Jeff Jericho: And we have Crazz out here next as the 6th man! This guy is hard-core and he is going to have to be to survive in this event. Wow Sexy SK has been in the rumble for over 12 minutes and is still fighting. I�ll give him some credit, but not a lot!
Paul Blair: Crazz goes right after Sexy SK because he is obviously the weakest man in the rumble so far. Crazz with a double arm DDT to Sexy, he picks him up and slaps on the CROSSFACE! Sexy has no where to go, he is stuck in the middle of the ring and is tapping out. Sexy SK has no escape! This could end his career!
Jeff Jericho: Pain, suffering, blood, tears I love it! This is what this rumble is all about Paula Blairski! Look at Rob Osbourne and Vince from Degradation are going at it. Vince has the upper hand and starts ramming Rob�s head into the turnbuckle over and over again. Finally after about ten shots to the head, Vince stops and allows Rob to collapse to the floor. Vince is now using those brass knuckles to continue to open Rob up, shit this guy is sick and deadly�I like him!
Paul Blair: Finally Crazz releases the hold and picks Sexy SK up and attempts to dump him out. But wait, Vince from Degradation from behind with the brass knuckles. Vince is trying to open him up as well with those damn brass knuckles!
Jeff Jericho: Vince must like the sit of blood because he has opened up Rob Osbourne and now he has got some blood from Crazz�s head starting to show. I like this guy, he has taken complete control of this rumble right now. He picks up Crazz who is staggered and dumps him over the top rope. Crazz is GONE!!!!!!! And the countdown is on, we have our seventh wrestler who will make his way to the ring.
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Paul Blair: It is Jake Rush from another new CWF tag team Volatile!!! He goes right after Vince who catches him with an upper cut with those brass knuckles! If I were those guys in the ring, I would get those brass knuckles away from Vince, he is having way too much fun with those. Jake Rush with a thumb to the eye of Vince, which stops him for the moment. A flying forearm from Rob Osbourne, which knocks him over, drills Vince. This allows Rush to get up and start to unload on Vince. DDT, Bulldog, power slam, belly to belly suplex all in rapid succession have Vince staggered. Jake Rush is now trying to dump out Vince.
Jeff Jericho: Degradation and Volatile will be fighting each other this Sunday on Brawl, so you can see why Jake wants to get the upper hand on Vince. Vince has a death grip on the top rope and is just dangling right now, he could be finished! Rob Osbourne is up and so is Sexy SK. Both men start exchanging blows with one another. Sexy low blows Rob and then attempts to throw him over the top rope but Rob slides in, under the bottom rope. Sexy now slaps on the Boston crap on Osbourne. Osbourne is screaming for his life. Jake Rush has just eliminated Vince from Degradation! Jake is celebrating! But wait a minute!
Paul Blair: Vince is back into the ring and just pulled out Jake, they are both gone from the rumble! And now look at this, they are both brawling to the backstage area! And here comes a new entry!
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Jeff Jericho: And the 8th man in to enter this rumble is? Acid Rain!!! He hails to us from the newly closed WIW! They say he is a star talent! And he will get to prove his talent here in the rumble.
Paul Blair: Rain picks up a garbage can and throws it into the ring, he grabs a chair and hoists that into the ring, Rain grabs the ring bell and throws is into the ring and now he finally enters the ring with a broom stick. WHAM! He just broke the broomstick over Sexy SK�s head and is not choking Rob Osbourne with it. Acid Rain goes over and picks up a chair which he proceeds to whack Rob Osbourne over the head with a couple of times, and drill Sexy SK over the back with. Rob Osbourne is out and so is Sexy SK. Acid Rain is now show boating to the crowd.
Jeff Jericho: What is he doing? Why isn�t he attacking them anymore? Why is he just standing there celebrating.
Paul Blair: I guess he figures they are both out cold and don�t pose much of a threat. Hey look, he is kicking them both out to the floor. They aren�t eliminated but he seems to be clearing the ring. He seems to be collecting weapons now Jeff. He grabbed a chair, a 2x4, a TV monitor, a garbage can and seems to be piling them up over in the corner. He just tossed that broken table and bent ladder to the floor.
Jeff Jericho: He is preparing for the next entry Paul, anybody could see that, except maybe you that is. And here comes the next poor victim, boy are they in for a surprise?
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Paul Blair: And here comes the ninth contestant and it is Jonathan �Diggity� Jericho!!!! 4 time CWF Unified champion! He is making his way to the ring very slowly.
Jeff Jericho: Good lord take you time Jon, don�t get in their with that maniac Acid Rain�he is waiting for you. The man has a bunch of weapons!
Paul Blair: Jon is just circling the ring, he is refusing to enter the rumble! It looks as if he is going to wait for the next entry.
Jeff Jericho: Smart move Jon. Genius runs in the family you know.
Paul Blair: As does illegitimate children eh Jeff?
Jeff Jericho: WHAT! I have no idea what you�re talking about Blairski!
Paul Blair: Oh I think you do Jeff! I know all about your little sexcapaides!
Jeff Jericho: Ummmmmm�.anyway here comes the 10th man into the rumble.
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Paul Blair: And it is Jake Douglas who is the next entry! He also takes his time getting to the ring and just walks up beside Diggity and just stands there, not wanting to enter the ring. Acid Rain looks upset, he is begging them to come into the ring but they won�t. They don�t want to enter the ring with that maniac, especially with all those weapons!
Jeff Jericho: Can you blame them? That man is just standing in the ring with a pile of deadly weapons, just waiting for the first person to enter the ring so he can start to brutally beat them. And here comes #11.
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Paul Blair: Who the heck is this?
Jeff Jericho: It is Lithium from the WIW!! And look at him charge headfirst into the ring, he isn�t afraid of Acid Rain! WHAM! Acid Rain catches him in the head with a garbage can shot, Rain picks up the chair and drills him over the back with it, he then picks up the TV monitor and drops it right in his family jewels. Rain picks up Lithium and throws him out of the rumble! My god! What destruction!
Paul Blair: This Acid Rain is deadly! And Diggity and Jake Douglas still will not get into the ring. They are just lurking outside the ring waiting for their opportunity to strike. Rob Osbourne and Sexy SK are finally starting to recover! Finally they are on their feet and walk over to Diggity and Jake Douglas. And here comes another entry!
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Jeff Jericho: And it is�Donovan the second member of Degradation. We saw what destruction his partner Vince can do, what can Don do? Hey look, there seems to be a conference going on outside the ring with all of these 5 guys. Acid Rain is still in the ring with all those weapons and we have seen what he did to the talented Lithium with them. I think these guys are planning how to attack Acid Rain!
Paul Blair: Now they are all surrounding the ring. Diggity is in first! WHAM, chair shot to the head. Jake Douglas is in, WHAM garbage can shot to the head, Donovon is in and WHACK hit in the face with the TV monitor. And from behind Sexy SK and Rob Osbourne attack Acid Rain and beat him down to the ground. Donovon is up and assists in the beating, Diggity is up and also helps. And now all four men pick Acid Rain up and try and eliminate him. Jake Douglas is up and helping the four others get rid of this monster Acid Rain.
Jeff Jericho: YES! Finally they get rid of Acid Rain, he is eliminated from the rumble! And now Sexy SK and Donovan start exchanging right and left�s, Rob Osbourne and Diggity start exchanging blow and Jake Douglas just stands off to the side and allows them all to fight. Donovan gives Sexy a face buster, and then picks up a kindo stick and proceeds to beat him with it. Rob Osbourne just gave the BAD DREAM to Diggity! Diggity is out cold! And here comes another entry! This ring is starting to fill up.
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Paul Blair: And it is Bryan Fuller from Volatile out here! And so it his tag team partner Jake Rush! What the hell, they are both attacking Donovan and now together they toss him over the top rope. What the hell! Donovan continues his assault on Sexy SK as Jake Rush beats on Donovan all the way to the dressing rooms. Boy these two teams really don�t like each other!
Jeff Jericho: No duh! Look at Jake Douglas, he is still standing off to the side letting everybody beat each other up. Damn it! Rob Osbourne just got rid of Diggity from the rumble. So that leaves Osbourne, Sexy SK, Jake Douglas and Bryan Fuller from Volatile left in the ring. Sexy SK struggles to his feet and WHAM, Jake Douglas just clotheslined him over the top rope and their goes SEXY!
Paul Blair: You have to give the IWA Universal champ a lot of credit, he has been in the ring for 27 minutes and done a heck of a job.
Jeff Jericho: Look, here comes Vince from Degradation back down to the ringside. He just pulled Bryan Fuller from the ring and Fuller is gone! The two are brawling with each other all the way to the back. Man, those two teams hate each other! And here comes #14 to the rumble.
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Jeff Jericho: Damn it! That legend wanna be T-Money is out here now! I hate this guy!
Paul Blair: T-Money goes right to work on Rob Osbourne, while Jake Douglas again just sits back and watches. Money explodes on Osbourne with lefts and right�s and back him off into the corner. Money then proceeds to run Osbourne from turnbuckle to turnbuckle until he finally collapses. Money then slaps on the camel clutch on Rob Osbourne who has taken a tone of punishment! Wait a minute, Jake Douglas is on the outside of the ring. He has a table in the hands and tosses it into the ring. Douglas sets up the table and the proceeds to get up on top of it and lay down! He is taking a nap!
Jeff Jericho You can�t do that in my rumble! Get in there and fight! Damn you Douglas! Money is doing all the work. Money has released the clutch on Osbourne and is trying to dump him over the top rope! Is Douglas snoring for christ sakes?!?! Here comes #15 into the rumble!
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Paul Blair: It is C-Lo a friend and ally of T-Money. He runs to the ring and tries to help T-Money throw Osbourne to the outside! T-Money then let go of Osbourne and attacks C-Lo and tosses him out of the ring just like that! Osbourne slides under the bottom up and low blows T-Money!
Jeff Jericho: Ha Ha Ha Ha! T-Money got rid of his best friend. Christ, how long was C-Lo in this thing anyway, 15 second? That must be a record of some sort!
Paul Blair: C-Lo is hot and has to be taken backstage by security! Osbourne is down and trying to recover, he has been in this thing for over 22 minutes! T-Money get back to his feet and continues his assault on Rob Osbourne! Jake Douglas is still sleeping on that table in the ring, the cocky SOB. He has stayed out of the mix altogether trying to go unnoticed in the Jericho rumble.
Jeff Jericho: Would somebody in the back please come out here and please kick this punks ass for me please? You here that #16?
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Paul Blair: And here comes Evil Andu! He runs to the ring and starts to climb up to the top rope. He has Jake Douglas in his sites! He is going to go right through him! The crowd is on their feet with anticipation. Douglas doesn�t see it coming! Andu leaps!!!!!
Jeff Jericho: YES!
Paul Blair: NOOO! Douglas moved out of the way and Andu went right through the table and is hurt badly. Douglas is just laughing at Andu. T-Money is beating on a bloody Rob Osbourne in the corner. Douglas walks over to Money and clotheslines him over the top rope to the ground! Douglas continues to laugh his ass off.
Jeff Jericho: He thinks this is all fun and games, he thinks this is easy! And now what is he doing. He grabs Rob Osbourne and drags him to Evil Andu who is struggling to his feet. Douglas now runs outside the ring, out of site. Andu to his feet, Osbourne struggles to his feet�.WHAM Andu with a super kick to the face of Rob Osbourne. Andu now is biting Osbourne trying to open up his bloody face even more. Look at Douglas, just laughing outside the ring. Again I say, will somebody please come and beat up this prick?
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Paul Blair: It is SPN, he is here! SPN has returned!!! SPN drew #17 in the rumble!
Jeff Jericho: That isn�t SPN you idiot take a closer look!
Paul Blair: That isn�t SPN it is Jimmy Luciano!!!! It was him all along! He tricked us all! The Italian Stallion is back in the CWF! Luciano goes right after Evil Andu! Power bomb by Luciano, he picks up Andu and throws him off the ropes, back body drop on Andu. Luciano is on fire here! He is beating the shit out of one of the toughest men in CWF history.
Jeff Jericho: Look at Douglas he is sneaking into the ring with the ring bell. He just smacked Luciano over the head with it! Now he smacks Andu over the head with it! Both men are down on the ground. Osbourne is somehow on his feet, WHACK! He just got nailed with it as well. Douglas has just laid everybody in the ring out. And look at this idiot, he is still laughing, he thinks that this is easy doesn�t he?
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Paul Blair: And here comes that monster Big D!!! Bid D has #18 in the rumble. Douglas jumps underneath the ring and hides as Big D enters the ring to survey the knocked out Luciano, Andu and Osbourne on the mat.
Jeff Jericho: Wait a minute! Look at the other side of the ring, it is Douglas again! He has a shovel in his hands! He is sneaking into the ring!
Paul Blair: Douglas from behind on Bid D just levels him with the shovel and the momentum just propelled Big D out of the ring and he is gone just like that! Douglas drops the shovel and continues to laugh! Damn him! He is ruining everything!
Jeff Jericho: Jimmy Luciano staggers to his feet and is met with a clothesline from Douglas. Osbourne gets to his feet somehow and is met with a drop kick by Douglas. Douglas throws his hands up in the air for applause from the crowd because he thinks he is doing an excellent job! Damn him! Wait a minute, Evil Andu from behind on Douglas! He has him by the throat and is going to choke slam him all the way to hell! DO IT!
Paul Blair: Osbourne with a low blow on Andu who drops Douglas who quickly slides out of the ring. Osbourne actually starts dishing out some offense which is a huge feet considering he has been in the rumble for over 27 minutes. Luciano now from behind on Osbourne and now Andu and Luciano start to double team Osbourne in the corner. Here comes another entry people!
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Paul Blair: Where is he? Why hasn�t anybody come out yet! Hang on! It is Keith Daniels who is running through the crowd! YES! He just jumped Jake Douglas from behind and is pounding with lefts and right�s!
Jeff Jericho: Get him! Get that little punk! Daniels throws Douglas back into the ring. Daniels grabs a TV monitor and proceed to bash Douglas in the head with it! YES OH YES! Now Daniels grabs a kindo stick from off the mat and drills Douglas right in the family jewels with it and then proceeds to dump Douglas over the top rope! YES YES YES!!!!!!!
Paul Blair: Douglas just got assaulted and beaten up so quickly he didn�t have a chance to react! And now he is history from the rumble. Luciano and Daniels begin to hook it up as our next entry is being counted down!
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Jeff Jericho: And it is Pledge who is on his way down the ring. Luciano stops fighting Daniels and goes right after Pledge on the outside. Daniels goes to help Evil Andu choke the life out of Osbourne who has been in the rumble for over 37 minutes now. He is beat red, bleeding, bruised and bairly able to walk�I love it! Luciano gains the upper hand on Pledge and suplex�s him on the cold hard concrete. Luciano then grabs some TV cable and begins to choke the life out of Pledge. Luciano then grabs a night stick from off the ground and begins to dish out some hard times to Pledge!
Paul Blair: Let us not forget that Pledge has already wrestled here tonight against Z-Pac! Pledge has the chance to regain a shot at Z-Pac for next week if he wins the rumble. But right now, Pledge is getting beat up badly right in front of us. Evil Andu has just turned on Keith Daniels and choke slams him.
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Paul Blair: Oh my gosh it is former CWF World champion Jimmy Blast!!! What a number he drew in the rumble, he has #21. He is a 10 time World champion overall In his loooooong career! Blast runs into the ring and goes right after Osbourne! Those two have a long history as well.
Jeff Jericho: Jimmy Luciano just threw Pledge into the ring after giving him a thrashing on the outside of the ring. Jimmy Blast see�s his archenemy Pledge and goes right after him. Blast dumps Pledge out of the rumble. Luciano is upset and choke slams Blast over the top rope.
Paul Blair: My god, Luciano threw Blast clean over the top rope, what power he has. NO!! Luciano just leaped over the top rope to the floor to go after Pledge! Luciano just eliminated himself! Blast goes after Luciano and Pledge and all three men fight to the back!
Jeff Jericho: That means that Daniels, Osbourne and Andu are the only one�s left. And now here is the countdown to another entry!
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Jeff Jericho: and the 22nd contestant in MY RUMBLE is Blood! And he is coming to the ring with a HUGE baseball bat! Blood is in and just whacked Osbourne in the knee with it. I think he may have broken Osbourne�s knee right there, HA! Blood now whacks Daniels in the chest with the bat and then drills Evil Andu over the head with the bat. But it only staggers him! Blood again with a shot to the head but still Andu will not go down.
Paul Blair: Andu has a hard head, you aren�t going to hurt him there! WHAM! Blood nailed him a third time with the bat and just broke it over his head, Andu is down, bloody and out! And now what is Blood doing? He is dragging a table in here and setting it up in the ring. Now he has a 15-foot ladder and is setting that up. Rob Osbourne jumps him from behind and attempts to attack him but Blood kicks him in the nuts and throws him on the table! Good lord, Blood is climbing the ladder! He is going to kill Osbourne!
Jeff Jericho: This is GREAT! What carnage! Blood leaps from the top of the ladder a YES!!!!! He just nailed Osbourne from 15 feet above, they both went through the table and now there is a big hole in the ring. They have made a large hole in the ring, Osbourne has imprinted his body in the ring�he isn�t moving and I think he may have become a fixture in the CWF rings in the future. Blood is rolling around on the ground holding his ribs!
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Paul Blair: and here comes the first ever CWF grand slam winner Nemesis! Nemesis has one every single CWF title, he was the first one to do it and is a certain hall of famer! Nemesis is #23 in the rumble and goes right after Keith Daniels! One choke slam, two choke slams, three choke slams, FOUR by Nemesis on Daniels.
Jeff Jericho: Evil Andu is up and he just got nailed with a choke slam by Nemesis! Blood to his feet and he just got nailed with a choke slam! Nemesis is cleaning house! Nemesis grabs Blood by the hair and tried to throw him out of the rumble. Nemesis is dominating things.
Paul Blair: Keith Daniels is up and grabs a chair. He whacks Nemesis in the back with it, but no effect. He drills him in the head leaving a dent in the chair, but no effect again! Daniels goes for a third shot but Nemesis catches the chair in mid air and throws it out of the ring. He grabs Daniels around the throat and before he can coke slam him, Blood chop blocks him. Nemesis is down on the ground and Daniels and Blood stomp away at him.
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Jeff Jericho: #24 in the rumble and straight from WIW, Devon James!!! He enters the ring and goes right after Evil Andu who was trying to get to his feet. Nemesis finally makes it to his feet and does a flying shoulder block to both Daniels and Blood knocking them down. Nemesis get up and starts to go after Daniels when from behind with a crowbar is Devon James!
Paul Blair: James nails Nemesis straight between the eye�s with the crowbar which sends Nemesis over the top rope and down to the floor. Nemesis is gone! And oh my god! Rob Osbourne is moving, he is rolling towards the corner. His face is all blood, he body is black and blue, he cannot get up. He has been in this for 45 minutes and counting!!! Osbourne has just pulled out a pair of handcuffs and is cuffing himself to the middle rope ladies and gentlemen!
Jeff Jericho: Now this is a smart move, lets see him get eliminated now. He also has left himself as a sitting suck for everybody! Here comes somebody else as Andu, James and Daniels slug it out.
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Jeff Jericho: It is the co-holder of the tag team titles Rex Ryder who has the 26th spot in the rumble. He runs right into the ring and drop kicks Devon James right out of the ring. He then goes over to Max Dunlop and gorilla presses him right out of the rumble, leaving Ryder, Osbourne, Andu and Dainels left in the rumble. Ryder and Andu start to mix it up, as Daniels backs off and rests. Osbourne has finally managed to pull himself on the side of the ring.
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Paul Blair: We are totally out of time here at the Blair Jericho Hour, but we are going to keep going away! And here comes Frost Byte!! Another man from the WIW and he has the 27th spot in the rumble. Frost Byte is in and drills Max Dunlop out of the ring and the rumble with a TAZER! Frost Byte has brought a tazer to the ring.
Jeff Jericho: I love it! And now Frost Byte is tazering Evil Andu to the ground, and now Keith Daniels start to get him some of the tazer! Frost Byte has everybody in the ring down and out now!
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[ �Play the Game� by Motorhead begins to play and out walks Jeff Jericho Jr. (Triple J), Jeff Jericho�s 20 year old son. He comes to the ring with a crowbar and walks with a purpose. ]
Jeff Jericho: That is my boy, go get them son! Show them who is boss! My boy is going to be World champion, you wait and see!
Paul Blair: Triple J walks into the ring and ducks underneath a tazer shot by Frost Byte and smacks him with the crowbar! Jericho then picks him up and tosses him over the top rope to the floor.
Jeff Jericho: YES! That is my boy! Look at him go! Drop kick to Evil Andu, spear to Keith Daniels and a flying head butt to Rex Ryder knocks him over. Look at him go! Triple J then walks over to the legend Rob Osbourne who has been in the rumble for 53 minutes and attempts to get him out. Once again Osbourne is hanging by his one arm, and just dangles above the ground.
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[ �Play the Game� by Motorhead begins to play and out walks Jeff Jericho Jr. (Triple J), Jeff Jericho�s 20 year old son. He comes to the ring with a crowbar and walks with a purpose. ]
Jeff Jericho: That is my boy, go get them son! Show them who is boss! My boy is going to be World champion, you wait and see!
Paul Blair: Triple J walks into the ring and ducks underneath a tazer shot by Frost Byte and smacks him with the crowbar! Jericho then picks him up and tosses him over the top rope to the floor.
Jeff Jericho: YES! That is my boy! Look at him go! Drop kick to Evil Andu, spear to Keith Daniels and a flying head butt to Rex Ryder knocks him over. Look at him go! Triple J then walks over to the legend Rob Osbourne who has been in the rumble for 53 minutes and attempts to get him out. Once again Osbourne is hanging by his one arm, and just dangles above the ground.
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Paul Blair: YES! It is the Job-Core Champion Earl who is on his way to the ring! Here is your next World champion Golden Jerk, not your son!
Jeff Jericho: Oh yeah? There he goes! Triple J just drop kicked him back out of the ring. Earl is gone and we have a new record, 3 seconds it took for him to get eliminated! HAHAHA
Paul Blair: WOW! Rex Ryder just went flying out of the ring as Keith Daniels hip tossed him over the top rope to the floor! And now the count down begins for the 30th man in the rumble and no surprise it will be Brian Adams! We have 5 men left in the ring, Jericho, Andu, Daniels and Osbourne.
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Jeff Jericho: Here comes Brian Adams with a steel chair and he just leveled my son Triple J with it. He just screamed Evil Andu with it and nailed Keith Daniels in the back. He has my son�.NOOOOOOOOOOO! he just got rid of Triple J! Dear god no!
Paul Blair: HAHAHA! Sucks to be you eh Jericho? And now Adams has Evil Andu up�WHAM over the head with the steel chair and there goes Evil Andu. He just flipped over the top rope. And that means that next week Andu will get a Mid-Atlantic title shot.
Jeff Jericho: Adams is reaching into his trunks. He pulled out a key and is walking over to Osbourne. He is uncuffing those hand cuffs Rob is wearing, this is the end of Nightmare Osbourne, he has been in for an hour exactly, now he is on his way out! Adams and Daniels both have Rob up on the top rope who looks to be barley even conscious at this stage. Wait a minute, Daniels just punked Adams! Daniels just tossed Adams out of the rumble!!!!!! GOD NO!!! That means Brian Adams gets a Unified title shot!
Paul Blair: And now Daniels is setting a beaten up Rob Osbourne on the top rope, one more push should do it. Wait a minute! Brian Adams is back in the ring! He is attacking Keith Daniels�.NOOOO Adams just threw Daniels out of the rumble!! That mean!!!!
Jeff Jericho: Rob Osbourne DID IT!! He won the Jericho Rumble!! He lasted for over an hour!! I don�t think he is even awake, I think he is knocked out or passed out from the pain! I don�t think he even knows he won the rumble! But he did! This is man has the best performance I have ever seen in a rumble, the best by far! What a job! And next week Z-Pac vs. Rob Osbourne!!! For the World title!! Don�t miss it!! And don�t miss Sunday Brawl this weekend!! We are out of time what a show! Rob Osbourne wins the rumble!
[ Scene fades with Rob Osbourne lying face down on the mat, hardly able to move but smiling with happiness that he survived the most vicious match of his career! Scene also shows Brian Adams and Keith Daniels fighting at ringside both men feel they should have won the rumble, both men screwed each other. SCREEN FADES TO BLACK!!! ]