Name: Mr. Schizo
Age: 38
Nickname: Weird Old Eddie
Hometown: Plainfield, WI
Height: 6'
Weight: 180 lbs.
Entrance music: "At the Heart of It All" by Nine Inch Nails
Finishing move: The Asylum (Katahajime)
Quote: (He doesn't actually speak; however, he once wrote on a piece of paper: "I had a compulsion to do it.")
Bio: Mr. Schizo entered Cracker Backyard Wrestling in December of 2002 following a seven-year stay at the Taycheedah Correctional Institution. Prior to being committed, Eddie (that's Mr. Schizo's real name) worked as a guidance counselor. It's rumored that the job made Mr. Schizo insane. No one in CBW has ever heard him utter a discernible word, and thus little is known about Weird Old Eddie. However, blood always seems to bring him happiness. Fueled by this bizarre craving, Mr. Schizo often uses his favorite move, The Brain Crusher, and his own head to beat opponents into a bloody pulp. One rumor that, if true, would account for Mr. Schizo's problems is that he is the bastard child of infamous serial killer Ed Gein. |
