Name: Ryan Cryabba
Age: 15
Nickname: Whiny Little Bitch
Hometown: Fairport, NY
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 98 lbs.
Entrance music: "Firefly" by Saves the Day or "Jet Black New Year" by Thursday (depending on his mood)
Finishing move: The Tear-Jerker (back-breaker)
Quote: (cries)
Bio: Some find it bizarre that a sensitive sulker like Ryan Cryabba has joined Cracker Backyard Wrestling. The answer to this question does not appear to be forthcoming either, as the Whiny Little Bitch rarely converses with other wrestlers or CBW personnel. Why, you ask? Ryan states, "People always put me down when they talk to me....no one likes me, especially pretty girls; it's so depressing, I just want to collapse to the floor and cry." However, after watching Ryan Cryabba compete in a CBW match, most people would question any decision to upset this diehard fan of emo music. His aggressive offense, spear-headed by his brutalizing Tear-Jerker back-breaker, has led many to think twice about the Annoying Emo Kid's sensitive side. Although, when a competitor is able to withstand this offense, Ryan shows his true emo nature by crying when he is on the defensive. |
