Name: The Ragin' Republican
Age: 46
Nickname: The Donkey Killer
Hometown: Houston, TX
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: a staunch 165 lbs.
Entrance music: "Hail to the Chief" by James Sanderson
Finishing move: The Filibuster (modified cross-face)
Quote: "A world without war is like a piece of toast without butter."
Bio: The Ragin' Republican has perhaps the most impressive resume of any Cracker Backyard wrestler. Before he began vociferating his right-wing beliefs on CBW, he carried them to Capitol Hill as a senator of Texas. However, he soon grew dismayed by the "proliferation of diabolical liberal politicking" in Congress. After neglecting to pursue re-election, The Donkey Killer joined Cracker Backyard Wrestling. He explains, "I joined CBW in order to beat some conservative sense into people, rather than just sitting idly by and watching my fellow Americans destroy our great country with their foolish bleeding heart liberal doctrines." Accordingly, any wrestler who encounters The Ragin' Republican and falls victim to The Filibuster finds himself strangely motivated to vote Republican in the next election. |
