Name: Nikolai Nickelbag
Age: 19
Nickname: The Soviet Stoner
Hometown: St. Petersburg, Russia
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Entrance music: "Because I Got High" by Afroman
Finishing move: The Russian Roach Clip (Indian Death Lock)
Quote: "One time I was buyin' some Fritos at the convenience mart at three o'clock in the morning and I ran into Mikhail Gorbachev! I swear to God, dude, it was him!"
Bio: Upon engaging in conversation with Nikolai Nickelbag, one interesting fact seemingly presents itself: he's not Russian! Before the allegations fly, however, this matter should be cleared up. Nikolai is as Russian as Trotsky; the thing is, his frequent marijuana use has had such a pronounced negative effect on his speech that his accent has become undetectable. Simply put, the accent has been stoned out of him! Regardless of his dubious origins, Nikolai Nickelbag's presence in CBW is sure to be noticed quickly. Because he usually wrestles under the influence, The Soviet Stoner often exhibits a lack of concern for his own body. Not only does this quality make it harder to subdue Nikolai, it often enables him to implement high-risk offense against his CBW opponents. |
