Name: Dan-in-a-Can
Age: 37
Nickname: The Warrior on Welfare
Hometown: The garbage collection section of the local trailer park
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 285 lbs.
Entrance music: "White Trash" by Southern Culture on the Skids
Finishing move: Taking Out the Trash (modified drop kick)
Quote: "Everything's better with a lot of beer."
Bio: Representing the lowest income tax bracket is Dan-in-a-Can, a chronically drunk gladiator who wrestling repertoire is as small as his dilapidated trailer home. Though he doesn't exhibit much finesse in his battles, The Warrior on Welfare's wealth of fighting experience at the local watering hole has proven to be an extremely valuble asset to Dan. When he's not Taking Out the Trash in CBW, Dan enjoys walking to the bar, spending time at the bar, and stumbling home from the bar. His other hobbies include drinking, smoking, cashing his welfare checks, fishing, taxidermy, and drinking and smoking simultaneously. An interesting fact about Dan-in-a-Can is that he is one of only two CBW competitors who also wrestled on the show Crackerjack. |
