Name: Lord Asskickingsworth
Age: 43
Nickname: The Badass Blue Blood
Hometown: Leeds, England
Height: 6'
Weight: 13 stones
Entrance music: "As Vesta Was from Latmos Hills Descending" by Thomas Weelkes
Finishing move: Tea Time (Figure-Four Leglock)
Quote: "Bollocks!"
Bio: Lord Asskickingsworth keeps to himself around other Cracker Backyard wrestlers, referring to his fellow competitors as "filthy toerags" and "miserable peasants." Despite his keen etiquette at the dinner table and refined grace on the ballroom floor, The Badass Blue Blood never hesitates to get his hands dirty if it means rising to the top of CBW. While his vast arsenal of submission holds is probably enough to help Lord Asskickingsworth attain this goal, he often enjoys using metal trays and trash cans to ensure his success. The proud Englishman is quick to justify his under-handed tactics, declaring: "I'll do anything, including lowering myself to the barbaric level of these bloody CBW heathens, for Her Majesty's honor." |
