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| This is my page dedicated to Homer Simpson, full of famous Homer sayings known throughout the life of the Simpsons. |
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| "Now son, you don't want beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs." "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." "Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn.It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." "To alcohol! the cause of - and solution to - all of lifes problems!" "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping it's speed limit over 50, and if it's speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The bus that couldn't slow down." "I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, "It was like that when I got here." "Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda." "Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumps Ville. Population: you." "Don't let Crusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night." "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike.You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." "Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anythingfrom that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?" "We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughin', did you?" "Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!" "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene." "Mmmm...forbidden donut." "Where's my Burrito? Where's my Burrito?" "Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." "All right brain...It's all up to you." |
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