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| This is a story of a cow that live's at McDonald's now. Here is how it all started... Once upon a time there was a cow named Macolvia but everyone called him Big Mac. They alway's said to him, "hopefully you don't become a hamburger Big Mac." But after a while a truck came and put Big Mac in the back of the truck. All the cows were pointing and laughing at him and he didn't know why. After a long ride in the truck they stopped. They took Big Mac out and put him on a convayor belt. He heard cows mooing for mercy then stopping all of the sudden. Then he heard a qqwaaashiiing and a cows head rolled a cross the floor. He was so scared he milked all over himself. Then he thought "I'm hungr..... Then he became a Big Mac. The moral of the story is if a truck comes, run away. |
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| How To Eat Grass step 1. pick up some grass step 2. put in mouth step 3. swallow step 4. puke up step 5. repeat step 3 and 4 three more times step 6. let it out your back side |
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