It is very important thing to translate the Holy Scriptures from its original language �the bible is bull shit�, �God is a form of control�, and Jew into modern speech. Translating the Holy Scriptures means rendering into another thought and saying of what God has bull shitted to us humans for the longest time. The so called heavenly Author of this sacred library of sixty-six books that homosexually stimulated men of long ago were inspired to shit among us for our benefit today.
Jim: what benefit
God: *shoots Jim in the head*
It was with such a sense of solemn responsibility that over the course of Hitler killing Jews, planes crashing into tall tall buildings, and big wave wiping out 1/20 of the earths population. God has finally said to us �I don�t give a fuck�
Joe: So God does that mean all the shit you have told us to do was bull shit?�
God: that is correct my son. *drop kicks Joe in the face and whacks off in his mouth*
Joe: fuck I knew I should�ve stayed sacred to Allah
While the original volumes contained marginal references and footnotes, the revised the NEW NEW Holy Scriptures was made June 21, 2005, OHHH this glory day, thank you Pope (pimp) Matsuzawa for enlightening us spiritually.
This new edition is not just a refinement of the translated text beyond its already fucked revisions, but this bible speaks the truth and only the truth, that there is no such thing as God (unless if you are talking about the government).
I pray that the Whopper Jr. In Burger King will go down to 99cents like it used to be in the years 1995-2001. I bless you morons for using this translation for spiritual advancement.
Conservative bless
Ryo Matsuzawa
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