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| Cosmonaut History |
| Cosmonauts have been around for a long ass time. I am just now updating the history. One Sunday night, years ago, Hayley was listening to a sexy song about Cosmonauts and decided to be one. She got her friend Zoltan to be one too, they were the first two cosmonauts. A few minutes after that they found a czar, Bob Marley, AKA: Erik. He was their new czar. The next day was a Monday and young dumb Hayley went to school to find people worthy of being a Cosmonaut. She found a young boy with a mullet and a racism problem and a fellow with a unibrow. They were Jason and James, AKA: Cosmonaut Jason and Cosmonaut James. Then after about a week, Jimbo got jellyous so we felt sorry for him and made him into Cosmonaut Jimbo. Then about a week after that incident we found TJ at a TBD show. Ever since that memorable night, he has been Cosmonaut TJ. Then everyone started hating us because of all the bad things we've done and Hayley's arrogance. So we decided to quit, and we did. A while after that we decided to make a wonderful return, and here it is. We are back. Zoltan decided not to come back though but that is okay, we can't help it if he makes bad decisions. Instead of Zoltan, we found a very rood person and a sexy Charizard with big ears, AKA: Cosmonaut Brendan and Cosmonaut Earris. They are the newest cosmonauts. Go give them a hug. One horrible day at lunch, Jason informed me that he quit. Too bad we have two replacements. The complete list of Cosmonauts are: Cosmonaut Brendan Cosmonaut Earris Cosmonaut Erik Cosmonaut Hayley Cosmonaut James Cosmonaut Jimbo Cosmonaut TJ 7 is a nice number, isn't it? |