I was brought to the humans I tolerate and allow to feed me from something called a 'rescue centre'. The humans I was with before did not want me anymore. I'm only 2 but have already had 2 litters of kittens. That was really hard work and I'm glad that I've been told that I won't have any more because the humans took me to another human who was called the 'vet' and then I woke up with some of my coat shaved off and I felt sore.
Anyway, when I came to these humans I was brought in a cage which was very undignified. I was not at all amused. Honestly did they think I was a dog or something. Fancy even thinking about treating me in such a way.
These new humans seemed really friendly, then to my horror / surprise / disgust I found out that they already were owned by a cat. They call him Merlin. He is younger than me and is very annoying. He follows me everywhere and when I first moved in would not leave me alone and kept trying to hunt me.
The silly boy, he will soon learn!
Getting back to these humans. They are very strange creatures. They didn't seem to like it when I crapped on something they call a 'carpet'. If they won't let me go out where am I supposed to go?
Training them may be more difficult that I first thought, but after I peed in the female ones' slippers, they have since relented and let me outside. This was only after they made me wear a 'collar'. Thankfully I managed to lose that within a couple of hours. Unfortunately that plan didn't work quite so well as they have put another one on me. At least this one is a better colour but I will try my best to lose it tomorrow.
Well, still haven't managed to get this new collar off, but I think I am actually starting to like it. It is silver and reflects. It shows off how pretty I am. The humans give me plenty of attention and treats when they see I still have it on, so I think I might keep it after all.
The humans have been getting on my nerves recently. They don't seem to like me sitting on their 'table' and really they don't like sharing any of their stuff with me.
That Merlin has also been a pest. He's still trying to practice his hunting skills on me, only he doesn't really have any. He is such a silly cat. I can't believe he thinks I won't give him a smack when he annoys me.
They are taking me back to the 'vet' soon. I don't know what Merlin is on about. She does hurt me a bit with her 'needles' but she gives me treats and makes a fuss of me. He is such a scaredy cat.
I tend to try and find places around the house to hide away from Merlin so he can't annoy me. It is quite funny because the humans sometimes have difficulty trying to find me. I like a good game of hide and seek.
