Mike is a music-loving but not music-playing, complex individual living on a computer called Deep Thought, which is often mistaken for the planet Earth. Although this may or may not be true due to eddies in the time-space continuum...
Mike reads books, minds, and sometimes tea leaves; the latter often only spelling out complete rubbish like the end of the world falling on Dec 23rd 2012. Further research may be necessary there, possibly with a view to the Mayan culture.
Lately Mike as has been practicing his super-powers, although he has discovered that flight is not one of them. On a recent fall from 10 feet off a ladder, he fell and broke his hitherto unsullied pristine body in 2 places. Ouch.
Future projects for Mike involve inventing a real cure for red wine stains, writing a guide to using Excel for regression and curve fitting, flying to London (by plane obviously), and attending various gigs, parties, and soccer matches.
Mike would like to thank you for reading the above, it represents the views of the voices in his head and is not meant to portray anyone alive or dead in any capacity. No animals were harmed in the spell checking of this document.
