What are those, Ben and Jerry's ie cream flavors? (imitating lay judge)"
-Andy Ryan
"The definition of perm is 'What the fuck.'"
-Scotty Gottbreht
"We'll refer to Southern politics, for efficiency's sake, which we like in debate, as corruption."
-Andy Ryan
"This is why people like us shouldn't drink...I'm afraid I'd be more Paricier."
-Laura
"No smoking crack in lab... that sounds like a good idea."
-Kristin Langwell
"Mona do you have insurance? Then maybe parity is a good idea!"
-Ross
"The next person I see with his boxers showing gets work detail."
-Scott
"Do you have any cotton balls?"
-Laura
"Do I have hot balls?!?!"
-Parice
"Did you know that you need your keys to go upstairs?"
-P.A.
"When you put 'southern' in front of anything, frankly it screws up the concept."
-Andy Ryan
"Hey, I got a random question for ya: what do you think of man boobs?
I have very small man boobs, like an A- cup"
-Anonymous
"There's no better feeling than making your opponent feel like everything they've said in the entire debate is irrelevant. It's stunningly demoralizing, and frankly folks, you should always try to demoralize your opponents."
-Andy Ryan (yet again)
Tiffany: So how do you solve the advantage?
Andy: Carefully.
And now for the "What not to do in a debate round" speech from the last day....
"She said she's a woman and I can't touch this, but that's not what you were saying last night!"
-Scotty refering to one of Jackie's arguments
"7. You're a walking performative contradiction...look at those shorts for heavens sake!"
-Jackie to Scotty
"Independent VI for the RVI to the VI"
-Tracy