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"I'm sorry all I heard was 'blah blah blah.' I've heard better 1AR's from a high schooler."
-Andy to Brandon
"They (Jackie) say Kumbaya, but that's not mutually exclusive, I can sing kumbaya now....'(breaking into song) Kumbaya my lord....' "
-Scotty
" Okay, we're ready for the second affirmative constructive, or as I like to call it death."
-Andy
"Kiss my Szasz."
-Adrienne Brovero
"Now it's time for 45 more seconds of hell."
-Andy to Brandon
"8. My name is Tristan
9. I'm a scorpio."
-Tristan (duh)
"Hey, where's the judge. There ya' are. How's your wife and my kids?"
-Andy (suprise)
"You've heard the phrase 'We'll always win'.....well they invented it because of me."
-Andy
"If you let the species such as the negative to die out than I can populate with my proginate."
-Andy
Complements of the Sophs.....
"Procrastination is like......never mind."
-Ben Solow
(note: from what I've been informed this isn't the real version. The real one is a very perverted thought that you'll have to get from Ben if you really want it.)
"All I am is fur and stuffing."
-Wheeler
"My knees crack when I go down!"
-Emily
"I was a mistake."
-Jon
"I have a girlfriend and she's not in my family!"
-Wheeler
"Has anybody ever had balls?"
-Jon