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By: Jim

One day Bob the smartest guy on earth was walking down the street while he was trying to solve the problem that has troubled man kind forever, how many years are in a year? Then he saw someone running down the street with a guy chasing him. The guy that was chasing the other guy had a black ski mask on and a gun in one hand, so Bob ran up to the guy the murderer was chasing and tripped him. Then Bob got on his tricycle and said that he was welcome, then Bob drove to his lab when he then heard a gun shot, he then said �Stupid people with their Lawnmowers!� When Bob got to his cardboard box, he parked his tricycle next to it. Then he got in his house (the box) and began to perform an experiment to see what happens when you throw a leaf at a rock, then he seen something in the sky. It was huge and it looked as if it was falling straight towards Bob, so he drank some magical potion called milk and he stood there, then he stuck his hand out to stop it from hitting the ground. Then BAM! As the burning airplane hit the ground, it knocked Bob through the earth right into the earth�s core, so Bob said �Help me!� But no one came to help him, so Bob swam through the mantle. Even though it was pretty hot in the mantle, Bob luckily brought a battery operated fan, so he used though to cool him off as he was swimming to the surface.
After 97 years Bob reached the top, and then his batteries on his fan died, so Bob jumped out of the crust and on to the road. Immediately Bob noticed some changes in the world, like the fact the humans were running away from a robot that was shooting at them, so Bob tripped the humans because he wanted to be a good citizen. Then he walked to the Bike store and bought a Hoover bike for only $19999.78 plus tax. Then he read the lifetime guarantee on it, it said �This product is guaranteed to last until you try to use it! If it ever breaks during the process of nothing than we will give you -$10 billion!� Bob was very impressed, �What a great Warranty!� Bob said. Then he seen a giant robot outside destroying everything in its path, so Bob got on his new hover bike, and then it broke, then he said, �This always happens when the warranty is up!� So he ran down to the robot to introduce himself to it. So Bob ran up to it and said �Hi, how are you?�
�Not to well actually, I am programmed to destroy people, and well you�re a people.�
�No, I am not! I am a person!�
�Oh, well I am not programmed to destroy persons; do you want to come over to my layer?�
�Sure, why not!�
Then Bob followed the giant robot to his layer when then the robot shot him and said I am not dumb, I know my grammar! Then Bob died at the age of 49,789 years. IT said on his gravestone, Bob 47,785B.C. To 2004 A.D. He lived a short life, but a bad one. R.I.P.
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