7/7/03
One day Bob (the medic) decided to work for a hospital. Bob then was hired as a medic, although he was never allowed to drive the ambulance because he was only 30 and didn�t have a license. One day someone called 911 because their arm fell off. Bob and his partner Bobby4000 were sent to the rescue. After 4 hours of driving they got to the house that was next door to the hospital. The woman was inside with her arm on the floor. So Bob threw her cat out the window. Then he lit 20 smoke bombs in the house and threw Bobina, the woman who�s arm fell off, in the ambulance. When Bob did that though her head broke open. Since Bob home schooled himself, instead of going to college, he knew what to do. He duct tape her head and arm back together and threw her out of the ambulance which was moving 100 miles per hour. The woman hit a police car then she bounced off and hit a semi. Then the semi blew up and 367 people died with only 783 seriously injured. Then for some unknown reason Bob and his partner were fired.
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One day Bob the Weather Man was looking for a job in the news paper. Then he seen the perfect job as a weatherman. So Bob went to channel 16 and � news. Bob told everybody the weather. It was Bob�s first day, so he decided to tell everyone that bomb�s were going to fall. So everyone except Bob fled the country. When no bomb�s fell everyone got mad. Although on the next day Bob told everyone that killer bees were going to attack Florida and there was going to be a hurricane in Colorado and Tennessee. Everyone left those states. There was no hurricane or killer bees so everyone had decided not to listen to Bob. The next day, Bob told everyone that a meteor the size of Alaska was going to hit the US, but no one listened. Then a meteor hit the USA and everyone in the united states died except Bob who went to Canada to hide.
7/7/03
One day Bob (the stunt devil) bought a dirt bike. When he got home he turned on the TV he seen some guy jump the grand canyon. Bob wanted to be remembered for doing something extreme too. So Bob went to the Grand Canyon. Millions of people were there watching, then Bob put on his safety gear and got ready. Then the TV crew showed up. Bob was so excited, but he thought he needed to make it even more extreme by strapping TNT to himself and if he doesn�t jump the canyon in 5 seconds after leaving the first ramp. Then it was seven o�clock p.m. Bob looked one last time then he was off! He ran up the first jump ramp and when he left the ramp he remembered that he forgot his dirt bike. Then he began falling towards the bottom when BOOOM!!! Bob was remembered as the dumbest stunt devil ever.
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