6-25-03
One day Bob (the business owner) decided to open a store. He bought an old Goodwill building in Imaly City. Bob decided to name it Bob�s Grocery Store! Bob then thought of the second most important thing about a store, he needed�a motto! His motto was "Bob�s Grocery Store, we sell everything except groceries! Then Bob opened his store, then after only one year after Bob opened the grocery store he had his first customer! The lady then told Bob "What a store, you have no products here and you don�t have a staff! You�ve been opened a whole year 24/7 and you never once thought about a staff or even worse PRODUCTS!!!!!" Then Bob remembered that he forgot to hire a staff, so he hired 100 hobo�s to work at his store for $30 an hour 24/7. After two more years Bob had his second customer! The customer told him "How can you own a store for three years, a staff for two years, and still not have any PRODUCTS to sell!!!" Then Bob ran out of money so he had to sell the store back to Goodwill for $3.
The End
Hello everyone and welcome. I should win this beep election, and if you beep vote for beep me than I will beep find you and beep you! So beep this election and beep beep this country! Beep the Taliban and beep beep beep that Osma! Beep beep Iraq! Beep all you beep beep people of the beep beep States! Thank you everyone for your beep cooperation.
The results of the speech:
98% wanted to live 2% didn�t care
Even though Bob is in Prison he is still the president of the U.S.
6-28-03
One day Bob (the inventor) decided to invent a time Machine. After 3 months Bob decided to call it a time machine! The time machine weighed 85 pounds, and ran on 30 "D" size batteries for 1 hour. Then Bob decided to sell his invention for $450 +tax. First Bob introduced his product on the internet. Bob sold only 1 time machine, and that was to himself. So Bob decided to sell it to K-Mart, they just laughed in his face. Then Bob decided to go door to door. "Would like to buy a time machine for only $450 +tax? It�s great for vacations and for kids!" asked Bob.
"Ha ha, who do you think you are wasting my valuable time offering me this piece of junk!" yelled Bob�s Mom. Then Bob found out that someone else was selling a much better time machine for a lot less so Bob gave up selling 85 pound watches for over $450 each plus tax. Besides who would buy a watch that needs 30 "D" size batteries every hour of the day?
The End
