theories

T - Mac sings the Kibbles and Bits™ song in his head when listening to Courtney talk to him and others.       

S - When Courtney talks she throws her hand into the group and places a time out on the conversation. Mac can barely follow simple things so he decides that he should exert too much onto his brain so he stares at the roof imagining dogs jumping over other dogs barking the Kibbles and Bits™ songs.

T - That Pheas Jr.'s New Years Eve Box Social will lack something that can actually by found in the title?

S - The majority of the people that know about it are male, males continue to pass it on to males, and there has been a very weak effort to promote the Box Social to females. Now if the there said event does go on, it probably wont be that bad, drunk males boxing bare fist, Mac on the computer searching for BB porn, JD bouncing from room to room, and that tenacious PJ strumming on the old maple neck. After all that, females at the party will make the party a whole lot cooler or is it beer. If you didn't get the sexual innuendos or connotations of this, or even that last pitiful pun, feel obligated to give me a shout.

T - Mac Geddes has origins from a south east Asian country.

S - His facial features take that of the common facial features of someone from that region of the world. His mouth moves more then the amount of words that leave his mouth just like the mouths of anime cartoon characters. He practiced Tae-Kwon-Do for many years. His sister is very militant like that of a totalitarian ruler that is commonly found in the geographic region. Please note that all people are created equal and I do not follow the beliefs of groups like the Nazi's, KKK, Arian nations or any other white supremacies group or any other cultural or racial supremacies group for that matter despite the rareness. Also MG does not like to be confronted on this theory.

T - Trevor is obsessed with trucks or any other thing that are vehicular in nature. (I just wanted to use the word vehicular)

S - Whenever conversing with the PJ (pheasant jr.)  he manages to reply with a truck comment even when the subject is about stocks. He may not be able to carry on relations with a girl because of 68' Whitey. He also has devised plans for about 50 (not exact) project trucks or cars. When talking about turning over a new leaf he bleached his hair for a month then reverted back to the old TT. (Truck Trevor) He may have finally successfully combined his two lifestyles of trucks and girls shows the preliminary results.

T - The kids TV show the Polka Dot Door was created by the Canadian Government.

S - The show was an elaborate scheme to distract the children, future adults. There was a monster on the show, the Polkaroo who never really made that many appearances but when he did the host seemed scared. The Polkaroo symbolized authority and we like the hosts were supposed to fear. If the plan worked, as adults we would never challenge the government and they could Americanize Canada all they wanted. This theory is very long so contact me if you would like further information on the subject or where you can seek counseling.

If you have any theories that you would like to submit then feel free to submit them to [email protected].

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