Cuz she knows that I can't stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it.
She calls me sweetheart
Cuz she knows it makes me weak.
She stepped in dog pooh
And I'm still kissing her feet.
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
Chorus:
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home,
I hope that she'll marry me.
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself.
The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
That's why she always insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
Chorus
I'm waking up
I'm getting out.
Chorus
On the front porch out in the rain
It was Sunday you were all dressed up again
Then we made out under the window pain
Chorus
And I can still see your dad
Running after me with a shovel in his hand
I don't remember much after that
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...
Remember on Christmas Eve you were crying
I guess you didn't really like the gifts
Porno DVDs and see thru under wear
I should have saved all that for your sister
Chorus
So I guess I'll just run away, run away, run away
He's starting to catch up
Run away, run away
I think I might throw up
Run away, run away
Chorus
I remember seeing her laugh
I remember the time she cried
When tears filled her eyes
As we sang 'Love Song' by Tesla
Her smile is turning upside down
She's got a boyfriend now
Chorus:
She's got a boyfriend now
And it's hard to see
What she's got herself into
She's getting used to
The loneliness that's bottled up
Inside she knows
She'll stick right through the sad times
And all the bad times
Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow
She's got a boyfriend now
She always knew she'd find the right guy
To hold her through the night
Someone she'd take to meet her mom
And take her to see Brittany Spears
Who knows if Clark Kent is a Superman?
Or if he's just an asshole
Leading on and on
And on and on
And on
Chorus
Why does it always seem to be
Guys like that always get to be the one
She thinks the world of
And why does it always seem to me
That girls like that can't ever find someone
Someone like me
And its hard to know the difference between inside and out
When she asks if I can mend her broken heart
I wouldn't know where to start.
She got what she always wanted
She got what she always wanted
And now
She's only crying on the inside
Chorus
I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go
BRIDGE:
The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day
CHORUS:
How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day
VERSE 2:
Standing here, looking out on the world
And for a second nobody is looking back at me
I never even notice where they go
It's so overrated, to make someone, happy anymore
'Cuz like a gunshot, there's a hole in your heart
And it's bleeding, yeah it's bleeding
Call this meeting to order now!
Is the world falling apart or is it just breaking down
Is it me, or does it seem like it's turned upside down
Is the world falling apart, or is it just breaking down
'Cuz without you I don't see how it keeps spinning round
Feel like a playwrite with a script that makes no sense
The curtain never opens, but the casting call seems such a great success
And like a nosedive, it take your breath away
But you're still breathing, you're still breathing