It sucks to even try, but I won't try anymore
She took the afternoon train, to find a different plane
But life down the drain's better than being ignored
I think I'm taking a vacation now
I'm on holiday and maybe I won't rest
Until I've thrown it all away, yeah I've got it down
I'm gonna feel sorry for myself
I want to blame it on everyone else
I want to be self-centered
And make everybody feel sorry for me
She sent me a postcard again, she said she had a new friend
I hope that by the end, he throws her heart on the floor
She says he's really ok, I really hope that he's gay
It's not a nice thing to say, but I don't care anymore
My leg fell asleep, 'cause you laid on it
There's no reason to dwell on it, it's just not worth it
Remeber a year ago, when we played in the snow
Now get outta my head
She's moving out to los angeles
She's got a truck; she's got my stuff
Packed into it, just seven months, was just enough
Of putting up with me, imagine that
A baseball bat upside her T.V.
she says she needs some therapy
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You know it seemed so simple before
She could have asked
I would have given her anything
And now it's 1, 2, 3
Blame it all on me
And I had to find it out the hard way
She calls me up
She's breaking down
In Los Angeles
She misses home
She's all alone
She can't handle it
But seven months was just enough
Of putting up with her
You're brand new nose & bigger boobs
Don't change a thing
You need some therapy
I think you need some help
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She's got a lot to figure out
She's got a lot to think about
She's got a lot to forget about
She's got a lot to live without
So many things to miss about me
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You said to never ever come back
I wasn't sure exactly what you meant by that
I know that we have had some problems
But I've got solutions in my head
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So I jumped out the window
And down the fire escape
Broke the window, who needs car keys anyway?
Climbed through the window, I thought led to your heart
Thrown out the window, there was nothing there to break my fall.
Sorry I sent you all the flowers
I heard your boyfriend wants to shove them up my ass
I never meant to cause you problems
But I've got solutions in my head.
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You said it's over
You said never again
Why does this happen all the time?
You don't even want to be friends
It makes you happy when I cry
Now all I've got left is my sanity
Now all I've got left is my sanity
And I'm not sure how far it goes.
In the palm of my hand
That's still the only time
My belly's ever hit the floor like that
Your feet in my lap
We drove the past
Knowing we would turn around again
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Tell her I'm not sorry
Mention my Ferrari
Just don't tell her that
I miss her
She wanted in
I wanted out
And that's the last thing we talked about
Remember how our hands matched
Love lines, same size
I guess I should have checked
To the lifelines were in line
I called on the phone
You still felt alone
And talked about the songs that made you cry
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Campfire cookies
And John Hughes movies
Jr. mints & cold shower Tuesdays
November shivers and rearview mirrors
And the little things like that
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