My hatred of the word cute also has other female influences. In fact, something else happened not more than a month ago. I was on the train reading a textbook for a test, when my perceptive ears picked up a conversation between two women in their 20's reading an article from one of those boring bimbo bland beauty magazines. Again, I'll give a transcript of how the conversation went:
WOMAN ONE- THE BLONDE: (after finishing reading article) Wow! That was interesting.
WOMAN TWO- THE BRUNETTE: Yeah. Oh. Look at that 'V' in the headline. Isn't that cute?!
A 'V' cute? A 'V'?!!!! Man, even letters can not escape the wrath of the cute bug. Well, I've got a letter for you to judge missy! A W! Yes, I'm feeling very W about the word cute! (In case you haven't got it yet, a W looks like an angry grin. Yeesh! It seems that I have to spoonfeed everything to you people. Hey, maybe you like the word cute too!).
Well, that nearly wraps it up for today's talk on women and the word cute. If you see someone use the word cute improperly, then give them a taste of the back of your hand (if you have to explain why you did it, tell them that you have a phyisical version of Teret syndrome that is triggered off when certain words like cute, Hasselhoff and generation X are mentioned). I suppose you are wondering how I will contain this problem. Well, after a lot of searching and downloading, I have finally downloaded all three versions of the Hunter Hunted demo (if you're read my computer game rant, you would know that it is a game that I really really like). So, after a long hard day of listening to the shockingly overused mention of cute, I plan to play this game and attack anything at random, thinking that the word cute is trying to persuade me to use it in an incorrect fashion. So, until next time, keep watching the skies, for spaceships from the planet Cute could invade at any time after reading this rant.
THIS BISON ALSO HATES THE WORD CUTE. CLICK ON HIM SO THAT YOU MAY ESCAPE THE WRATH OF "JUSTICE" HE IS ABOUT TO ENFLICT ON THOSE STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO USE THE WORD CUTE PROPERLY
