There was this cartoon that my brother used to like watching on Saturday afternoons. It was called something like "Space Cowboys" and it involved these two beast like things that spoke in a weird Texan accent to zoom around in space on moronic missions. A helpful assistent to this couple was a pink rabbit which really believed in things like "another day over, but still deeper in debt". He was seriously stressed (which was surprising since he pretty much did nothing throughout the entire show). But nevertheless, there was one thing that really made him crack, even more than work. It was being called "cute". Now you would think than any rabbit, especially a talking one, would see this as a compliment. But this guy obviously didn't. He would totally flip out and massacre the person who did this. Ironically, it was usually the people that the two beasty Space Cowboys were trying to get. Some cartoons have very strange storylines.
Even though I never get called cute, I'd also like to start World War Three any time I hear anybody mention the word cute. Unfortunately a dillema arises. This word is usually mentioned by women, and to a degree that it nearly becomes every second word in the sentence they are structuring. Despite this painfullt iritating act, it has become immoral for males to lash out at women since the Women's Liberation Movement of the 1960's.
What's that? I hear you ask. Are you saying that beating up women just because of what they say is a good thing? Well, no, of course not (although those extreme feminists might have had a different interpretation). I never physically attack anybody because of what they say. Verbally, yes, but not physically. I'm just not that type of person. Though I do get tempted to, but I restrain myself. But then another question arises? Why do I get so pumped up on just a simple little word? Well, I suppose I'll have to tell you why.
Women seem to use the word cute at the most inappropiate time. In fact, I remember an incident towards the end of last year. I had gone down to my local library when I overhear a conversation being uttered by two female librarians. Here's an approximate transcript of that conversation:
LIBRARIAN ONE: Wow! This new seating arrangement in the library has come across splendidly.
LIBRARIAN TWO: Yes, it's so cute how the chairs are placed together.
Chair being cute? What drug has she been taken lately? LSD? Ice? I wouldn't be surprised if it was. I mean, ..........
