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| Have you ever walked down the street or go to a train station and come across some very weird people? Well, I have. But in what way do I mean weird, I hear you ask? Well, not the drunk weird or mentally retarted weird, but those people who I, and many others like me, despise everyday. People like punks, hippies, vegetarians, anarchists, socialists, etc., etc. These "people" are quite commonly refered to as "non-conformists". So,how can one properlt determine who a non-conformist is? Well, by definition, a non-conformists is someone who does conform with society. Someone who wants to make up their own rules. Someone who wants to be different. Someone who is just plain weird. Non-conformists rarely, if ever, work and live off welfare payments, who are provided by hard-working and honest people who work their behinds off and then in turn, pay the government taxes to these non-conformist losers. It's amazing that people's money is being wasted like this. Well, I'll better keep this rant moving. I know how boring these things can get sometimes. The first non-conformist group I'l like to mention are those "groovy" people, hippies. Ever since the 1960's, these hippies have left a stain on humankind that is unlikely to be removed even with massive amounts of hydrochloric acid. Hippies are notorious for having the reputation of being labeled "tree huggers". Why? Because, that's what they do. They love trees so much and want to protect them from loggers that they won't bare to see them go. So they chain themselves to trees so the loggers don't get to them. Also, they grow things like hemp and marijuana to use for their own 'medicinal purposes'. Damn those hippies! In fact, taking about hippies have reminded me about another non-conformist group: environmentalists. I literally bagged the crap out of them in my Greenpeace rant but I decided to dedicate a little section in my rant just for them. I'm so generous, aren't I? Well, environmentalist claim to protect the earth. Yes, I'm sure hating loggers while they give you your paper to print posters on is a perfect excuse to make enemies, isn't it greenie? Hell, I remember some years back when there was a cartoon named Captain Planet which told us to try and protect the earth, but it was a mere propaganda campaign since all the "evil people" were supposed to represent corporations. Man, until I watched Captain Planet I never knew that executiveswore eyepatches, had claws for hands and that warthogs were their employees, did you? Man, you can learn a lot from complete pieces of crap, can't you?! Punks. A group of teenage hooligans originating from London in the 1980's. Yes, they were a different group of people, I can tell you that. They kept having competitions about who could come up with the most swear words and kept reminiscing about Dr. Martin boots. With thier spiky hair somewhat identical from the Sydney Opera House and more studs and rings on thier faces that a World War Two mine, these people terrified society. Well, that is until the Sex Pistols became a band then all of normal society just laughed at them. Damn, those punks got pissed and starting to plan revenge attacks. Before they vanished ........ |
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