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| .... that if any of my maths teachers saw this, I'd be in as much trouble as a Russian submarine two metres below the surface of the water (*cough* Kursk *cough*)! But anyway, let's continue. Algebra is used to distract students so that other people (mainly teachers) can steal property off other students. I know it sounds insane, but I can back this up with proof. I remember last year we were having a test on algebra. At the end of the test, my friend Aaron (who you might remember in the mini skateboard rant) had his pencil case stolen. And guess who found it? My maths teacher. Now, this might sound innocent, but I believe that the reason why she gave it back was because she knew that the game was up. Makes sense, doesn't it? Also, about two weeks later, my friends lost a calculator while they were having a class plotting linear equations on a graph. They found his calculator a few days later in the computer lab, ON THE OTHER END OF THE SCHOOL! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The Quadratic Formula; used to find the x and y intercepts on a parabola (a curved line). Man, I think it's easier to understand an ancient Mesopotamian scroll than this drivle! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'd like to make my last point that algebra has no use to decent people. I mean, it's never going to be used in a life or death situation, let's face it. I mean, the possiblilty that someone will come up to you and say "Expand the brackets (x-2) and (x+7) or else I'll kill you", is highly remote, even in New York! So remember folks, algebra is evil, and like another part of mathematics, fractions, AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click on the useless algebra equation to read something else (can you make it out?; I sure in hell can't!) |
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