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Hey, this is Mullet Afro Man here, layin down the story on my dogg, Hairspray. Why do we call him Hairspray? Well, we got bored and tried to make "Will and Grace" funny. He took the first hit, but he took a little too much. Oops! Now his vocal chords are shot more than Apu from "The Simpsons". You know, because he runs a convinient store and gets shot a lot and... yeah. Anyhoo. He's our newest member, and he plays our magic bass. He's been playing in orchestra since sixth grade, and just picked up electric. He's coming along pretty well. He did learn from me. Hehe. He's also the Head Councel of the "Dead Card Player's Society" at West High. He does a good job, and we all love him. Now that I no longer have a gun to my head, he's actually a really huge @@*^#&$@*%#*@%$*&@#%^&%!@*^$#! Thank you Cleveland, we love you and your smelly streets. |
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