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welcome, to the JOKE PAGE OF DEATH and Confucious sayings. HAHAHAHAHAHA...anyway, this is now the joke page. Enjoy. :p

Confucious say: Man who walk though airport securty check sideways going to Bangcock.

Confucious say: Man with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

Confucious say: Run in front of car get tired, run in back of car get exhausted.

Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucious say: Man who stands on toilet high on pot.

And now, everyones fav, Redneck Jokes.

If you walk your kid to school becuase your in the same grade, you may be a redneck.

If your mom keeps a spit cup on the ironing board, you may be a redneck.

If you go to a dance, and the dj yells hoe down, and your girlfriend hits the ground, you may be a redneck.

If you climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to save your sisters honor, you may be a redneck.

If your kid has more teeth then you do, you may be a redneck.

If you use the same tree as your dog, you may be a redneck.

If you have more cars on your lawn then in your driveway, you may be a redneck.

If you have more working applinces in you lawn then in your house, you may be a redneck.

If you had to help your richest relative get the wheels of his new mobile home, you may be a redneck.

If you you have the entire NASCAR plate collection, you may be a redneck.

If you love shiny things, you may be a redneck.

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