Hey I'm DoorMatt. I'm Common Rarity's lead singer and one of our many trade off bass guitar player. I use to have a hobby but then I was attacked by a pack of killer monkeys and put into the hospital with a broken pelvic bone. After I recovered I was so afraid of being attacked again that I never went outside. From that moment forward my life consisted of laying on the floor eating eggs smothered in tabasco sauce. (I love tabasco sauce...)
Alright seriously though I basicly enjoy three things. Philosophy, pissing people off, and music. Ok thats it I guess...um...I think you can stop recording this...hello? Aw f***ing s***. They always do this to me. Guys? Hello? Anyone there? Mother f***ers. |
