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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia. Bad things come to those who wait too. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining. If it weren't for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal symbolic representation of reality. Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife. Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand. Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy! History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools. Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins. Okay, everyone out of the gene pool! To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze. Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver. Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver. All biography is ultimately fiction. I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy. Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item. You, you, you shouldn't, you shouldn't traumatize women with sexual intercourse. I should know, I'm a medical doctor, I own a mansion and a yacht. Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you. One should not act and speak as if one were asleep. The more people I meet, the more I love my battleaxe. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out and use it it's going to rust. Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist. Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre. Being good at being stupid doesn't count. I hate prejudiced people. Bite me, it's fun. I'm not as think as you stoned I am. Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun. I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem. If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way. The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back. Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down. |
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