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| First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust.. Lions: 5, Christians: 0. Today is an excellent day to become a missing person. Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful. Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart. If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian. If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh.. LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands. Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends. I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged. A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested. The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em. A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong. Some men are discovered; others are found out. He who hates vices hates mankind. In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Question Authority -- and the authorities will question you. Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them. I came, I saw, she conquered. Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert. Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either. I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere. Bored people are boring people Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught. The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. The plural of spouse is spice. I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions. I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours. Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. |