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| Discordian Quotes All suspects are innocent until proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos. Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it? Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning Love's as good as soma! Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds my universe together. I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables! As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil. Evolution doesn't take prisoners. Anarchy -- it's not the law, it's just a good idea. Nice computers don't go down... After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid. When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers. |
Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none. I call her Attila, 'cuz she's my Hun... You mean you need drugs to hallucinate? Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods. How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress? The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing. Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to! Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'. Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils. I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused. Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla. Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management. Horniness is a quintessential example of hope. |
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