COMF ENTERPRISES
New Products!
Available Products
glop onnastick
(direct from DS9**)

Romulan Ale
(guaranteed delivery***, no COD)

Bloodwine
(excellent vintage!****)
qagh****** innatub
(with complementary grapok sauce)

Heart-of-Targ onnastick

Breggit Lung innabun
Cut-Off-Me-Forehead DIblaH, denizen of the fine city of AnQ-MorparQ from DISqwarlD III is pleased to offer the Empire at large an opportunity to purchase his fine wares.

All products are guaranteed* to satisfy.  Special discount for Defense Force Warriors*****.  All Sales Final.
WARNING:  SUBSPACE FUND TRANSFER PROTOCOL
TEMPORARILY OFFLINE
* Guaranteed for the first 30 seconds of ownership, or until consumption of product begins, and will only satisfy the Breen.
** Direct meaning by way of the former DMZ, Cardassia, the outer fringes of the Federation, Romulus, and Remus.  Vendor cannot be held responsible for possible messes
***Guaranteed to be delivered some time in the next three centuries.
**** Was excellent at some time in creationary process; currently bloodwine vinegar.
***** Defense Force Warriors receive a 5 darsek reduction on any order over 1,000 Darsek.
****** qagh metabolic status not guaranteed.
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Terry Pratchett holds sole Intellectual rights to CMOT Dibbler, Ankh-Morpork, the Discworld, and any related ideas.

No Profit is made from this venture...it's a joke for pity's sake.  Just a fan here, folks.
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