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| Myeees, a BIG FUCK YOU goes out to you elitist smartassed fucktard subculture and community brainshacks. Do you recall the text below? No? You should have gotten it per post the moment you joined a subculture or community. Goes as follows. Dear soon to be elitist Thank you for being insecure enough to join a community/subculture (name here ___________ e.g. punk, goth, knitting club etc) You have acquired the right to a.) Rant about everyone outside this subculture/community b.) Be obnoxious to people criticizing your subculture/community c.) Fart and smoke in the clubhouse d.) Occupy streets with fellow members and laugh in the faces of passer-by's while you brood in your own misery REMEMBER, you MUST: a.) Be JEALOUS! Only frustrated, embittered people with a pseudo bloated ego join! So blame the world for your miseries. LIFE IS ONLY UNFAIR TO YOU!!! b.) Be SPECIAL. You are SPECIAL, you're better than others! Remember? They HATE you. Now you must come under OUR wings. *nod* *nod* c.)Be the LEADER! You will devote yourself to your community/subculture and you will do as you are told by veteran members who are so much COOLER than you are. d.) Be SUSPICIOUS. To EVERYONE. Especially of people who are not in the community! We have a system to classify people who deserve our suspiciousness. (see below) e.) BE NARCISSTIC!! OMG...ROFLMAO!!!11!! ITS TRUE you should *nods again* Here's how we class suspicious people: CLASS 1 (mildly suspicious) Your own fellows that you might not get along with as well as you'd like to CLASS 2 (moderately suspicious) People that say they like your subculture but DO NOT DEVOTE THEMSELVES TO IT!!!! (Like OMG WTF!!!!1!!!11) CLASS 3 (THIS person is to be greeted with immediate obnoxiousness and self-righteousness!!) Someone who doesn't CARE about your subculture/community or has no desire to be involved in any positive way. If you have a gun at hand, you know what to do! Now, I hope this has give you a little idea of how to become a perfect and respected member! If you still have questions, see the head supervisor. If you still havn't understood you need to cut yourself with a razor to seem all dark and frustrated. Upon showing the head supervisor your scars, she or he will explain it to you again. Everyboy's welcome! Remember our motto: Why? Cause we're BETTER than you *nod* *nod* *wipes away snot* _______________________________________________________ Get your arse going to some REAL LIFE examples of subculture moron populace HERE Now hit the BACK button, shitwits. Or press here if you can't be arsed. |
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